Everyone Becomes a Problem Eventually

You fight too many battles on too many fronts You plan to reach the top to be a massive cult And love is nothing different than the games that we play Loose tongues can cost careers at the end of the day I thought you were amazing, you don't do it for me Because everyone's a problem eventually Just tell yourself that every dick's a tick, won't go wrong You want your cake and eat it coz you just like my songs I should have never got embroiled with my kinky pc I only ever loved you, not your enemy She took away my pain but gave it back to me Because I became her problem eventually Come on everybody dance two metres from me This cop she was a flop not like you see on TV You said you had a sex dream and it was about me Cos you're a fucking expert using CLT And every prick's a tick to that naughty pc So I became the problem eventually When you move against your rival finish them off They're bound to come back at you and they'll have a good pop You hurt me very badly when your plan went so wrong That's why I'm writing to you via this little song You made me love you **** but you never loved me So I became your problem eventually Let's dance Do the social distance (x4) Stop The moral to this story is buy CLT To trick and use the people that you casually meet Make sure when implementing that you never get caught So keep your shallow smile take a leaf from my book Eventually you went and did the dirty on me Because I became your problem eventually The last time that I saw you I had COVID-19 I never got to tell you why I've been like I've been I should have watched Prime Suspect 1973 So stick to Johnny Vegas coz he lives down your street It worked for you, you're ruthless, left his family Because you became the problem eventually