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Dice

by Caprio

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Ramble on motherfucker Getting mad at the notepad Ran out of ink like an album ago man Going crazy call me the postman I prefer taking Prozac about a week after it goes bad Like gamble on motherfuckers This a fucking derby like horseback Beat the dead horses when the bones snap Till my fucking desk is snowcapped Baby faced peers think that was a close lap Talking so much shit they wear diapers like a Covid mask Like mumble on motherfuckers I was betting on beef but it had no fat Drakes shit is ass, and at best prolapse I'm sure he's dope man He can call if he needs a verse wrote fast Okay, everybody calm down I'm about to roll the dice If I could find a bitch to blow on 'em that would be nice So imma roll twice Got nothing to lose betting big all night What's keeping me waiting Satan sitting there and he's waiting Saying it's mine for taking Well shit, we're all good if I can keep baking Gamble it all, what's to lose if you plan for the fall Back to the wall, now you see how we ball Protocol, take you to the back, beat you till you crawl Cut some wounds and pour the alcohol Dissolve two tabs and I'm feeling kinds funny Improv the next session, feeling kind lucky Alpha dog funky You fussy ass hussy So sit down and hush puppy Withdraw the bank, we'll make some real money Walk out a clumsy drunk monkey Sunny but forgot to grab the honey Grumpy, the dice didn't roll for the junkie So we'll smoke around before we head back to the country Coming up from kids, just a little hungry Coming up from kids, nose a little runny Coming up from kids, eyes a little buggy Yeah this shits kinda funny Coming up from nothing, now we gamble on stunting I'll give you a buzzing while we walking up strutting Because the tops where we gunning and there ain't no punting Aye, take the placebo Fuck it, like mind your libido Incognito alter ego Somebody better call Tarantino Go shoot a man in Reno, watch him die, ask your mom for a reload Bad mijo Russians running the Roulette table Double or nothing it's fools day is April Steal an El Camino Spray it cherry marischino Amigos fill it with green smoke Puffing more rings than Dan Marino Tee bone anyone not listening to CapRio Leave 'em in a sinkhole Pokerface looks like Pacino No such things as cheat codes at the casino Knock-knock, check the peephole Holy toledo Mafia tuxedo This an armed repo Even steal the piss in your chinos Next time wear the cape and Speedo, under your real clothes Big man thinks he a hero I'll be over here trying to breathe smoke No water in that bong it's mother fucking Cliquot This my bottom dollar free throw Yeah motherfucker Volume Zero

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