Song parody of
Mary Christmas
by Galactic Junkrod
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Well I been drinkin' all year
Since my baby left me
Now I'm Passing the time
A lonely Christmas eve
Well I had just passed out
For a long winter's dream
When out on the lawn
Heard her calling for me
I ran to the window
And what did I see
Long legs leather boots
And some red lingerie
She tore open her shutters
An I took off her sash
She wasn't wastin' no time
We got right to the task
My Mary Christmas
She's lookin' so fine
Oh My Mary Christmas
Musta fell out the sky
She brought a six pack
And 2 bottles a wine
Me and Mary Christmas
Had a hella good time
Moonlight on the breast
Like new fallen snow
Gave a luster of midday
To her objects below
And what to my wandering
Eyes did appear
But my miniature sleigh
And her tiny reindeer
Now my little old driver
He was lively and quick
I thought to myself
Hey I might be st nick
More rapid than eagles
My coursers they came
As she whistled and shouted
And she called me by name
My Mary Christmas
She's lookin' so fine
Oh My Mary Christmas
Musta fell out the sky
She brought a six pack
And 2 bottles a wine
Me and Mary Christmas
Had a hella good time
Woke in the morning
With a head full of ache
Empty bottles all around
By the ol' fireplace
Mary Christmas was gone
I'd never made it to bed
Was my Mary for real
Or just a dream in my head
Though my wandering mind
It had nothing to fear
Found a note on the floor
Said she'd be back in a year
I find it funny how
We're so much alike
Even her handwritin'
Looks a lot like mine
My Mary Christmas
She's lookin' so fine
Oh My Mary Christmas
Musta fell out the sky
She brought a six pack
And 2 bottles a wine
Me and Mary Christmas
Had a hella good time
Well I been drinkin' all year
Since my baby left me
Now I'm Passing the time
A lonely Christmas eve
Well I had just passed out
For a long winter's dream
When out on the lawn
Heard her calling for me
I ran to the window
And what did I see
Long legs leather boots
And some red lingerie
She tore open her shutters
An I took off her sash
She wasn't wastin' no time
We got right to the task
My Mary Christmas
She's lookin' so fine
Oh My Mary Christmas
Musta fell out the sky
She brought a six pack
And 2 bottles a wine
Me and Mary Christmas
Had a hella good time
Moonlight on the breast
Like new fallen snow
Gave a luster of midday
To her objects below
And what to my wandering
Eyes did appear
But my miniature sleigh
And her tiny reindeer
Now my little old driver
He was lively and quick
I thought to myself
Hey I might be st nick
More rapid than eagles
My coursers they came
As she whistled and shouted
And she called me by name
My Mary Christmas
She's lookin' so fine
Oh My Mary Christmas
Musta fell out the sky
She brought a six pack
And 2 bottles a wine
Me and Mary Christmas
Had a hella good time
Woke in the morning
With a head full of ache
Empty bottles all around
By the ol' fireplace
Mary Christmas was gone
I'd never made it to bed
Was my Mary for real
Or just a dream in my head
Though my wandering mind
It had nothing to fear
Found a note on the floor
Said she'd be back in a year
I find it funny how
We're so much alike
Even her handwritin'
Looks a lot like mine
My Mary Christmas
She's lookin' so fine
Oh My Mary Christmas
Musta fell out the sky
She brought a six pack
And 2 bottles a wine
Me and Mary Christmas
Had a hella good time
