Song parody of
Taxi Rank Blues
by Riviera Arcade
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Friday morning and I'm contacting my friends
Get no reply's did my message even send
Don't know why I bother
To them and I just a chore
Or am I just impatient as I'm staring at the door
My panic eases as I start to make our plans
Could get an Uber but we have all been fucking banned
We try to book it as we remember last time
Why couldn't George have shut his mouth and paid the fine
We felt like we could never lose
Until we stumbled on taxi rank blues
Waking up battered and bruised
We took a kicking of the taxi rank blues
Necking cans as we head off into town
No doubt we'll fine any trouble to be found
Can't help but laugh at the fuck boys and the sluts
Wasn't my intention but I'm already half cut
Now I'm on the dance floor
Clinging to my beer
We look around for senoritas
That are here
I've got no chance
I'm just so insecure
Tried to move my feet
But I spilled drinks all on the floor
We felt like we could never lose
Until we stumbled on taxi rank blues
Getting offered grams for your shoes
I'm on a buzz from the taxi rank blues
On the drive hike we stopped for booze
To try and cure me of the taxi rank blues
Waking up battered and bruised
We took a kicking of the taxi rank blues
Friday morning and I'm contacting my friends
Get no reply's did my message even send
Don't know why I bother
To them and I just a chore
Or am I just impatient as I'm staring at the door
My panic eases as I start to make our plans
Could get an Uber but we have all been fucking banned
We try to book it as we remember last time
Why couldn't George have shut his mouth and paid the fine
We felt like we could never lose
Until we stumbled on taxi rank blues
Waking up battered and bruised
We took a kicking of the taxi rank blues
Necking cans as we head off into town
No doubt we'll fine any trouble to be found
Can't help but laugh at the fuck boys and the sluts
Wasn't my intention but I'm already half cut
Now I'm on the dance floor
Clinging to my beer
We look around for senoritas
That are here
I've got no chance
I'm just so insecure
Tried to move my feet
But I spilled drinks all on the floor
We felt like we could never lose
Until we stumbled on taxi rank blues
Getting offered grams for your shoes
I'm on a buzz from the taxi rank blues
On the drive hike we stopped for booze
To try and cure me of the taxi rank blues
Waking up battered and bruised
We took a kicking of the taxi rank blues
