Pimp Case

(Yea) (If ain't Bananas & Ham I ain't on that shit, ya dig) (Damn right fuckin right) Yeah mane You knew better you do better know talmbout Gotta be careful mane you gotta watch out these hoes sneaky Slimey, grimey and creepy, feel me Gotta stay on your toes Your antennas up Eyes wide open you feel me My ex hoe just called me up, ain't heard from this bitch in months Tf she want, curiosity killed the mack I ain't gone front I asked her where she been at, she said she ain't been happy She miss her Daddy, want me to swoop her up in my big blue Caddy Look lil' bitch you got some money, I ain't thirsty I'm hungry So if you choosin I ain't movin unless you got sum'n fa me She said yes, wish she had never left Yeah bitch I bet, foot on her neck Meet me at the same spot we first met Damn right I slide, arrived at the time I said I would Bendin corners with my pinky ring shinin ridin leather & wood It's gone be better than good, this hoe walk up with a trap It's gone be fucked up shit outta luck I walk into a trap Leave your message after the tone Now she ain't answering the phone, I should've known My bottom bish had told me leave the hoe alone I knew as soon as I seen them flashing lights on that big black truck Young ass dumb ass punk ass bish had set me up, damn And that's just how that shit be happening too Its sharks in the water, snakes in the grass I know you want them big cars, clothes & jewelry But what you gonna do when your lifestyle being judged by the jury It might look glamour life to you When you see me riding, designer down to the floor But one thing you gotta know, everything that glitters ain't gold I felt betrayed at worse, thought it was a mistake at first 'Til I looked and seen my face plastered all over their paperwork I ain't just bump my head, I tripped & then fell, sittin in jail My very first court date, them crackers trippled my bail Barely said a word to me, ain't even ask me no questions A snitch their only evidence, bish gone need witness protection Living off the earnings & furnishing transportation, fuck was happening Upgraded, to sexual slavery & human trafficking But wait, there's more, charges on another page Shit was strange, teenage, run a way, underage Oh that explains everything, I ain't even know her real name So that's why that birth certificate I ordered never came Then my lawyer walked in the court room, pin striped suit with a limp Private attorney with a pinky ring, looking like a pimp Got my bond reduced, ooh, you deserve a standing ovation All my priors, still don't know how I got off with only probation (thank God) True story I can't make this up I can't make this up I can't make this up