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Coupon Groupies
by Matt McClure
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Now I care, they're coming in pairs
They're stalling and calling and falling down stairs
At 9 AM it happens again
They give out those drinks that just ruined your friend
The pier is wrong, it's gotten too long
You only need enough to never get on
Try to calm down, take a look around
They're trying to show you something profound
That only happens here
After one too many "beers"
Soon you'll be falling down into a sewer
But for now you're standing right here
You got to walk alone in the park
With the ghost of your father lit up in the dark
Who likes to think you're still at the sink
Deciding what temperature water to drink
The lights fade down as you hit the ground
It's only a moment before it's rewound
It's nights like this that cause you such fits
When the number of options makes you so transfixed
It only happens there when you're fearful and impaired
They're running some cables now under your bed
But in your state I doubt that you'd care
Now I care, they're coming in pairs
They're stalling and calling and falling down stairs
At 9 AM it happens again
They give out those drinks that just ruined your friend
The pier is wrong, it's gotten too long
You only need enough to never get on
Try to calm down, take a look around
They're trying to show you something profound
That only happens here
After one too many "beers"
Soon you'll be falling down into a sewer
But for now you're standing right here
You got to walk alone in the park
With the ghost of your father lit up in the dark
Who likes to think you're still at the sink
Deciding what temperature water to drink
The lights fade down as you hit the ground
It's only a moment before it's rewound
It's nights like this that cause you such fits
When the number of options makes you so transfixed
It only happens there when you're fearful and impaired
They're running some cables now under your bed
But in your state I doubt that you'd care
