The Night Before Christmas (feat. Aaron Souza, Kim Casey & Marissa Macagnone)

It's the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature is stirring Not even this louse His stockings aren't worth Even two pences each Dear God, you can keep them You son of a bitch The children ain't nestled All snug in their beds You've scared them right out of their heads Ah, ding dong Quiet, he's sleeping You're daft he's not sleeping He's stiff as a board Ah, ding dong Stupid ol' miser This song is your final encore For me, shiny cufflinks Methinks they're a fortune Good sir, I'm embarrassed I fear Oo! Look at these candlesticks Really, you shouldn't have They'll pay the rent for a year I love when they die Leaving goodies behind And no family to shed a tear Ah, ding dong It's all, or it's nothing And nothing but profit, like I always said Ah, ding dong Grateful are we, yes Our lives are more good cause he Ding dong died Yes he is Ding dong dead Aren't we fortunate now he is Pushing up daises We're giddy that he has just Ding dong died He is so Ding dong dead Looks as though all of your savings won't save you So we shall be saved by your savings instead Hey, quiet me, mateys The sun's almost rising We've pillaged enough for one night There is no such thing as Enough when you're lootin' With no one to put up a fight Ahoy! To the ship, men Take all you can carry We're leavin' this bugger with shite Move it Aye aye, captain, we're ready The anchor's been raised And the wind's on our side Ah, yo ho Treasure for everyone Lucky are we that he Ding dong died Yes he is Ding dong dead Aren't we fortunate now he is Pushing up daisies We're giddy that he has just Ding dong died He is so Ding dong dead Looks as though all of your savings won't save you We'll happily take what you've taken And keep what you can't when you go Straight to hell