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Acrobat

by TheRealJared

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  • English (English)
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I finna reopen up Snapchat Tryna look good in my brand new snapback Looking for a girl that will snap back Swipe up to see where the cats are on the snap map What you mean I gotta send 5 via cash app I ain't paying to see the pics of your ass crack I added you to see the videos of your pussycat Especially the ones, taking dem cat nap Calico or siamese? We own three. One that's obese the other 2 are Chinese So precious I even take em the movies There's a matinee at noon and we finna get groovy Acrobat claws out ready to attack Spaz out jaws drop deadly force slap Watch out Rick Ross really don't like that Lil Nas X and a giddyup track Aye, you wanna nap? Cat nap with you Obi-wan may the Jedi-force be with you "Maybe one my cats can pray to get rid of my Holy coarse bedhead hay" (hey!) So better watch out or you'll get overlooked Guess what, I saw this post on Facebook It was a picture of you, but I had to relook. You missed your flight you said Emirates had you booked And now your snap stories got a case of Tourette's Joru's flying to Las Vegas better place your bets I heard that you were scared of some minor turbulence Now your only fear is that I will lay your ass to rest Seems to me that you want the smoke So I pull out my phone and take your notes No, I don't claim to be the O.G GOAT But I do know how to rhyme and allegro the flow Two times speed and we ready to go So fast so fly you already know Looking at myself cause I am my own Mistro Play this back in half-speed, it'll be normal in slow-mo Sike you thought, let me show the ropes Learn how to walk before you run the slopes Why equals em ex times be But you double it up and two time me When you were the one pressing me I'm your professor so why you testing me In the kitchen cooking up my best recipe It's that Gemini blood boiling within me Though I ain't booking and the rest is history (ooo) I got catlike instincts that will make you crazy What up son, your hands are gettin' little shaky Throw in the towel you do little to faze me Your actions remind me of Garfield, so lazy You got some balls to step forward and face me Trust me when I tell you "you won't actually obey me" Though I know you won't actually pay me Backstabbed too many time I don't mind if you betray me This is psychological warfare I'm like a psychic In your mind, deterred by the thought I think you might die quick Shaking in your boots that earthquake is seismic Choking on the mic gotta give you the Heimlich At last, it's a change in the climate I got the stone applied to the song making it timeless I'm positive Shaun I got Laryngitis Not you don't you diagnosed with coronavirus Yall really thought I forgot about my cat Acro mindlessly killing birds and bats Generously leaving the gifts on the backdoor floormat Always outside where he going where he at Then prance back inside to grab a little snack Lie down stand up and do a little dance The Lilac Point gonna put ya in a trance Just don't get attached, this ain't no romance I don't really know where to go on this last verse I just hope one day Acro and I can converse Spark an adventure to another universe Or a place that is spacious and more diverse A goal of mine is to make Nyan Cat jealous Replace him with Acro just for the hell of it Spayed my boy so he is forever celibate Now he calls all his hoes friends with benefits

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