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P's & Q's

by B Eazy

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I stay on my P's & Q's, blowing Q's & P's Any sudden urgency will have you any emergency Cause I'll red dot your eyes, leak blood across your tees So you better think twice 'fore you ever fuck with me Don't let the kindness fool ya I stay around some shooters And keep a choir with me All they sing is "Hallelujah!" Got your preacher on speed dial It still gets me how You was on top, now you 6' underground That's kind of senile, this ain't no freestyle Meanwhile, I'm blowing trees This the Major Leagues now! You with the big boys Who tote them big toys And they love attention When they spit we make big noise Like pow, pow! Leave you on the ground now Survived by his little brother, wife & stepchild That's you eulogy boy, so don't fuck with B I keep the kind of heat The Army don't need to see Cause I stay on my P's, can you excuse me please? Picture me polishing pistols planning on your prophecy So think before you speak Look, I don't wife beat But you might catch me in a tank Arms out like Master P I stay on my P's & Q's, blowing Q's & P's Any sudden urgency will have you any emergency Cause I'll red dot your eyes, leak blood across your tees So you better think twice 'fore you ever fuck with me It ain't like Eazy to let the drama slide Cause if my momma cry, your momma cry Lonely on the front pew, boo-hoo as she wonder why Why'd her son die so young? Cause of death: homicide So drastic! Whole family asked if I could be the pall bearer, it's gonna be closed casket? So fantastic! You should've seen my suit Plus the flowers & funeral arrangements that we may for you Yeah, the funeral's at 1, but you got a chauffeur, too! And he don't ask questions, he already got directions Like me, he's on his P's & Q's like after M, N, O Shirt matched the hat, black hat matched the limo I overheard him banging my demo in the processional By Any Means, track 8 Ok, here we go! Wait, you didn't get the memo? Didn't hear it? This whole verse I've been talking to your spirit A little too much... I stay on my P's & Q's, blowing Q's & P's Any sudden urgency will have you any emergency Cause I'll red dot your eyes, leak blood across your tees So you better think twice 'fore you ever fuck with me Time waits for no man And the clock starts ticking when the gun goes (Bam!) And as a man, I stand on my own two No handouts, I do what the fuck I want to do, and you? You still doing what the fuck she you tell you to It's best that you invest in a new schedule Or get some goals about yourself Yeah, that's what you better do Or hell yeah, fool Look, she's on to the next dude With the big car, huge place, fireplace And all that by the next day... Great! While you sit & wait, and contemplate She's out to play her own game of Elimidate And today, you're the next up to eliminate So save all the misfits & shit that you was finna say Cause it's a different day and needless to say I'm on point, like a needle in hay, but hey! I stay on my P's & Q's, blowing Q's & P's Any sudden urgency will have you any emergency Cause I'll red dot your eyes, leak blood across your tees So you better think twice 'fore you ever fuck with me A procrastinator never has his shit made up Be in the back of line always hollering "Hey, y'all wait up!" Ass always lying, be messin a nigga day up Late to his own funeral Fucking a nigga wake up You gotta stay true to what you do & get your weight up It's a full-time job, sometimes you gotta stay up But some way y'all already lost, Los Angeles Lakers And if it ain't right make a left-hand layup My dream is to be a lot more than just a writer Guide the children to a brighter light Cuz you might lose a life doing life at Rikers Shoutout to my real riders I am a soul survivor! Sorry if I'm losing you like a smoker do is lighter Look, I tried to make it easy/ What you think rewind's for? I'd like to vote & hold a real nigga cipher For all the million dollar men & billion dollar boys like us! I stay on my P's & Q's, blowing Q's & P's Any sudden urgency will have you any emergency Cause I'll red dot your eyes, leak blood across your tees So you better think twice 'fore you ever fuck with me They say baseball is America's past time Cuz life always throws curve balls, am I lying? Trying to flip up the script, lie & switch up the pitch But I'm reading his lips, which leads to a hit My slug average is above average I love living lavish! Look, can you count up all these cuts & carrots? Bugs Bunny, silly rabbit Trix are for kids and games are for lames I'm runnin this shit, you stay in your lane I'm running this race, you running in place I'm stealing this base, you still in disgrace No witness to trace, I'm filling your face full of Whatever I have concealed in my waist I catch bugs all day, plus I even trap mice Look, I'm the kind of fly you don't want to sacrifice Let me bend a few corners & leave you with a hot plate On your way home run, cuz it's not safe nigga, umph... I stay on my P's & Q's, blowing Q's & P's Any sudden urgency will have you any emergency Cause I'll red dot your eyes, leak blood across your tees So you better think twice 'fore you ever fuck with me

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