Tiny Chef (from Ratatamilton: A Gusteau's Musical)

You see, Tiny Chef, I gotta impress Colette Gotta make her think that I'm a cook Before she thinks that I'm a crook We make a good team and together we'll go far But he doesn't like the soup then we lose another star Gotta keep it all together and maybe no one will know That this rat that's under my hat is gonna save Gusteau's We'll save the restaurant and you'll rise to fame Scream it out everybody, what's his name? (TINY CHEF!) You're pulling my hair, you're pulling the strings You're the puppet master behind the scenes And nobody knows and no one can see But you're the best chef here in all of prairie You can understand me? I'm not crazy (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) What do you say, Tiny Chef? (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) No one can know, Tiny Chef (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) Lemme show you my home, Tiny Chef. Tiny Chef Here we are now you're gonna teach me to cook I know how crazy it sounds, I know how crazy it looks It's extraordinary, revolutionary, it's a little scary How is this rat so culinary? But the head chef pulls me in his office to have a little chat But he won't stop pouring the wine and asking about a rat Then Colette falls for me, this could be bad But plot twist hits, Gusteau is my dad? I fire the little guy, now the restaurant's mine What I didn't know was my tiny chef was stealing all this time I saved Gusteau's this is my claim to fame How did I get here? What was his name? (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) What did you say, Tiny Chef? (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) No one can know, Tiny Chef (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) Where did you go? Tiny Chef. Tiny Chef Oh no, here we go, it's Anton Ego Everyone prepare, everybody man your stations He's coming back tomorrow night with high expectations But where's the Tiny Chef? I can't do this without him We got into a fight and I know that's not right But he was stealing from the refrigerator every single night Now he's mad at me. He was just trying to feed the colony Now they're calling me and I gotta make the soup from memory The kitchen's a mess and the night is a disaster He's been waiting too long but we can't cook any faster Because of him, everyone's opinions are subjective But what do you cook a guy that orders perspective? (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) Where did you go, Tiny Chef? (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) Come back to Gusteau's, Tiny Chef (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) Now they all know about Tiny Chef. Tiny Chef Everyone left 'cause they all thought I was crazy But now the kitchen is employed by your huge rat family I can't believe it, the night is finally coming together Of course after you tied up the health inspector I know how crazy it sounds, I know how crazy it looks But now we believe that anyone can cook All the rats worked together and made a dish of beauty Anton Ego got nostalgic with his Ratatouille It didn't last for long, I'm sure you know 'Cause right after that the restaurant had to close But he left a legacy that everyone knows It's the truth, it's his fame to proclaim, what's his name? (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) The best chef here in all of prairie! (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) They doubted but now they know what you can be! (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) The rat that's under my hat, You know that you're the best Tiny Chef in all of France (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) I know how crazy it sounds (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) I know how crazy it looks (Tiny Chef, Tiny Chef!) Now we believe that anyone can cook TINY CHEF!