Song parody of
My Big Mouth (Remastered)
by Lou Heffernan
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I told my girl she didn't mean a thing to me anymore
It just slipped out, I don't know how
I didn't mean it
But she walked out the door
Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know
I told my boss where he could go
You know, that hot place that never rains
I thought he needed me
Thought he'd beg and plead
But he just watched me slip down the drain
Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know
I told a cop he should drop the jelly donut
I told my lawyer I didn't have a dime
I told the judge he should get a clue
And to lose the dress and start fightin' crime
I told the warden that I wanted weekends off
I told the guards not to wake me 'til nine
I told my 400-pound cell-mate Bubba
To kiss me where the sun don't
Oh man
Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know
Me and my big mouth
I told my girl she didn't mean a thing to me anymore
It just slipped out, I don't know how
I didn't mean it
But she walked out the door
Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know
I told my boss where he could go
You know, that hot place that never rains
I thought he needed me
Thought he'd beg and plead
But he just watched me slip down the drain
Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know
I told a cop he should drop the jelly donut
I told my lawyer I didn't have a dime
I told the judge he should get a clue
And to lose the dress and start fightin' crime
I told the warden that I wanted weekends off
I told the guards not to wake me 'til nine
I told my 400-pound cell-mate Bubba
To kiss me where the sun don't
Oh man
Why can't I keep my big mouth shut
When will I learn to keep it closed
Why can't I teach it not to listen to me
Tell me why 'cause I don't know
Me and my big mouth
