Song parody of
Take What You Can
by 20th Century Fucks
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Harry had a nose for a bargain
But he swore he'd never use it again
Cuz you know and I know that no nose's a clean nose
Been digging round in bargain bins
He walks into JC Penny
With a ten dollar bill in his hand
Says manager please will you hand over the keys
Cuz I'm a clean burning business man
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh no no no don't have to reap what you sew
Just grab whatever you can
Harry had an eye for aesthetics
He swore he'd never use it again
Paintings can be only surface deep
And vanity's surely a sin
He walked into auction house
With a gift card for his favorite brand
Cuz money and fame go for Monet and Van Gogh
And a cool headed businessman
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh no no no don't have to reap what you sew
Just grab whatever you can
Harry's got a hold on the market
He'll never let go again
He'll put on the squeeze push em down to their knees and
And keep em there til the end
He walked into the town hall
Poured some pennies out of a can
Cuz NYSE and NASDAQ will respect the fat stacks
Of a red blooded business man
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh no no no don't have to reap what you sew
You can grab whatever you can
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh heaven's no don't have to reap what you sew
Just take whatever you can
Just take whatever you can
Harry had a nose for a bargain
But he swore he'd never use it again
Cuz you know and I know that no nose's a clean nose
Been digging round in bargain bins
He walks into JC Penny
With a ten dollar bill in his hand
Says manager please will you hand over the keys
Cuz I'm a clean burning business man
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh no no no don't have to reap what you sew
Just grab whatever you can
Harry had an eye for aesthetics
He swore he'd never use it again
Paintings can be only surface deep
And vanity's surely a sin
He walked into auction house
With a gift card for his favorite brand
Cuz money and fame go for Monet and Van Gogh
And a cool headed businessman
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh no no no don't have to reap what you sew
Just grab whatever you can
Harry's got a hold on the market
He'll never let go again
He'll put on the squeeze push em down to their knees and
And keep em there til the end
He walked into the town hall
Poured some pennies out of a can
Cuz NYSE and NASDAQ will respect the fat stacks
Of a red blooded business man
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh no no no don't have to reap what you sew
You can grab whatever you can
And he's - movin on up
Taking the fat off the land
Oh heaven's no don't have to reap what you sew
Just take whatever you can
Just take whatever you can
