Shake it Down

I remember being young Going through puberty Life was oh so hateful Casting darkness on me The harder I tried, and yes The pun is intended Just left me standing alone Leaning like crutchless Single I stood Stanky leg Made me think Is there easier ways to get me a date Suddenly like counting one two three four Came the golden rules I've come to adore Don't force it on em PUSH Make it look easy KOOSH No don't beat around BUSH Just shake it down TUSH TUSH Don't force it on em PUSH Make it look easy KOOSH No don't beat around BUSH Just shake it down TUSH TUSH Well me and the boys Got some plans where to be Ain't nothing accidental It's all about timing Some say we're takers Of opportunity Because we walk in and we Take it like it's free Don't force it on em PUSH Make it look easy KOOSH Don't beat around the BUSH Just shake it down TUSH TUSH Don't force it on em PUSH Make it look easy KOOSH Don't beat around the BUSH Just shake it down Ask them nicely Put it on me Some start laughing But then some say Why certainly Yeah it's the luck of the draw You gotta play your odds TUSH TUSH Ya can't be scared though y'all Just remember we miss 100% Of the shots, we don't take Be Confident that she's Receptive to those needs And don't be too pushy Ya gotta make it look easy No, we don't wanna beat around the bush Just walk on in and shake 'em down TUSH TUSH Well tell us what you want again TUSH TUSH I don't think that they heard you, my friends TUSH TUSH When they become that mistaken It's time to turn in TUSH TUSH Can't be pushy now If you want that Tush-Tush see