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Perfect
by Big Burd
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Hi, you seem pretty nice
I'll make you my wife, do you like cream pie?
My last girl she told me, it's the best thing in life
Trying to do things right, yeah do the things she likes
Treats me like Barney Phife
Why in the fuck do you do that?
Kick me right in the doo dads
Fuck all the feelings that I had
Yesterday had you in my bed
Today I feel like a lost pet
I'm done with all your bullshit
So bitch quit fucking with my head
Don't come talking to me, unless you know bitch
Big Burd up in the scene, so take notice
Got the ice in my veins, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
Might just kill a man, like my fucking name is dan (Killed Keith)
Peanut butter waffle man, Jiffy not the Peter Pan (No no)
Here I go again, rambling about nonsense
I don't give a fuck about your two fucking Abraham's
Labeling everything everyone else is doing
Why you hating man, you measuring your I.Q. with a ruler
I'm Invader Zim, wrecking your shit with Megadoomer
I'm a nerf gun shooter, never owned a fucking Ruger
Going through ya, like a whole fucking bottle of Frank's Red
Unmade bed, what the fuck it looks like in my head
I'm not dead, but I kinda wish that I was though
Enough bro, I'm fed up this shit going Rambo so
Nod your head little bitch, I know you will do it
Keep on talking that shit, I'm looking right through it
Got your girl on a leash, she needs some improvement
Mr. Miagi I teach and you're the shit student
Don't come talking to me, unless you know bitch
Big Burd up in the scene, so take notice
Got the ice in my veins, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
Not a baby just a boss, Tom Brady to Randy moss
Immediately take a loss, go back to playing paper toss
Her booty drops, it never stops
Got bitches screaming bar-b-q
Because I got the fucking sauce
I'm squeaky clean like dental floss
You know it's real just check the cost
The shiny gloss and fancy tops
It's all good on, but better off
Where the fuck is this going Burd?
You must be lost
Nah, I'm burning this shit down like Holocaust
Whoah man, don't take it so hard, damn it's just a joke
Not a dick or the drugs you like, ya know, coke
All the time with the bullshit, hoping that I choke
Why don't you chill the fuck out and let's smoke
Don't come talking to me, unless you know bitch
Big Burd up in the scene, so take notice
Got the ice in my veins, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
Hi, you seem pretty nice
I'll make you my wife, do you like cream pie?
My last girl she told me, it's the best thing in life
Trying to do things right, yeah do the things she likes
Treats me like Barney Phife
Why in the fuck do you do that?
Kick me right in the doo dads
Fuck all the feelings that I had
Yesterday had you in my bed
Today I feel like a lost pet
I'm done with all your bullshit
So bitch quit fucking with my head
Don't come talking to me, unless you know bitch
Big Burd up in the scene, so take notice
Got the ice in my veins, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
Might just kill a man, like my fucking name is dan (Killed Keith)
Peanut butter waffle man, Jiffy not the Peter Pan (No no)
Here I go again, rambling about nonsense
I don't give a fuck about your two fucking Abraham's
Labeling everything everyone else is doing
Why you hating man, you measuring your I.Q. with a ruler
I'm Invader Zim, wrecking your shit with Megadoomer
I'm a nerf gun shooter, never owned a fucking Ruger
Going through ya, like a whole fucking bottle of Frank's Red
Unmade bed, what the fuck it looks like in my head
I'm not dead, but I kinda wish that I was though
Enough bro, I'm fed up this shit going Rambo so
Nod your head little bitch, I know you will do it
Keep on talking that shit, I'm looking right through it
Got your girl on a leash, she needs some improvement
Mr. Miagi I teach and you're the shit student
Don't come talking to me, unless you know bitch
Big Burd up in the scene, so take notice
Got the ice in my veins, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
Not a baby just a boss, Tom Brady to Randy moss
Immediately take a loss, go back to playing paper toss
Her booty drops, it never stops
Got bitches screaming bar-b-q
Because I got the fucking sauce
I'm squeaky clean like dental floss
You know it's real just check the cost
The shiny gloss and fancy tops
It's all good on, but better off
Where the fuck is this going Burd?
You must be lost
Nah, I'm burning this shit down like Holocaust
Whoah man, don't take it so hard, damn it's just a joke
Not a dick or the drugs you like, ya know, coke
All the time with the bullshit, hoping that I choke
Why don't you chill the fuck out and let's smoke
Don't come talking to me, unless you know bitch
Big Burd up in the scene, so take notice
Got the ice in my veins, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect
So perfect, don't get nervous
The way I'm feeling right now, this shit is perfect