Just My Luck

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah just hang it up a little bit higher Alright now over to the left Uhhh god dammit dude Dropped and broke a mirror today Black cat in front of me Ladder stands above my head I'm walking under it Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck Think I need a rabbit foot Four leaf clover, ladybug I just need something good Turn this luck around it's tough Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck Lately I've been feeling unlucky like somethings out to get me Treasure hunting for hours and only found a penny Picked it up it was tails and then it started to hail the ice it broke my windshield And now my stomach's grumbling Made a trip to the diner I need some onion rings, Burger, milkshake, and fries among some other things In the whip popped a tire but then I made it back Just to find out that I got food poisoning Dropped and broke a mirror today Black cat in front of me Ladder stands above my head I'm walking under it Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck Think I need a rabbit foot Four leaf clover, ladybug I just need something good Turn this luck around it's tough Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck Looked up at the time oh my god it was only noon 12 more hours of this I think I'm surely doomed Head to the bathroom to piss and then I heard a whoosh Water filling the kitchen and the living room Oh great the hail turned to rain and started coming in Through the walls and the floor it started flooding it I tried to pick up the cords before it got to them I felt a jolt and a surge is this my shocking end? Sun down I wake up in a hospital I don't know if this life is hospitable This day is just not feeling typical Why's this bad luck making things so difficult Dropped and broke a mirror today Black cat in front of me Ladder stands above my head I'm walking under it Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck Think I need a rabbit foot Four leaf clover, ladybug I just need something good Turn this luck around it's tough Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck I believe that this day is intended to try me Nurse put the wrong anecdote in the I.V. So instead of getting by on saline I can't feel a thing I'm high on morphine Doctor came in and he said that I was free to go (Yeah) Late at night but I guess that I'm walking home alone (No) Would've called for a ride but I lost my telephone Stepped into a puddle and now my sock is soaked god damn Dropped and broke a mirror today Black cat in front of me Ladder stands above my head I'm walking under it Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck Think I need a rabbit foot Four leaf clover, ladybug I just need something good Turn this luck around it's tough Late for work the traffic sucked Wallet lost when I was drunk Locked my keys inside the truck I guess that's just my luck