Song parody of
Tequila Does [Telemitry Remix]
by Miranda Lambert
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(Like tequila does)
His last name was Flores
He came up from Juárez
Lookin' for a hell of a time
With a blonde señorita
And a tall margarita
We danced on the bar all night
Then I said, "Adiós
Casamigos
Is taking me home tonight"
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
I'd sure like to find
A cowboy tonight
To get me back in the saddle
But the boys around here
Drink domestic beer
They're all hat, no cattle
But I won't sleep alone
'Cause my old pal Patrón
Is taking me home tonight
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
Well, I might as well face it
I'm always chasin'
A kiss with a twist of a lime
When I'm drinking doubles
I'm nothing but trouble
And trouble's so easy to find
Hand me a sombrero
'Cause Jose Cuervo
Is taking me home tonight
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz (oh)
Like tequila does (like tequila does)
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (oh, nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz (oh)
Like tequila does (like tequila does)
(Like tequila does)
His last name was Flores
He came up from Juárez
Lookin' for a hell of a time
With a blonde señorita
And a tall margarita
We danced on the bar all night
Then I said, "Adiós
Casamigos
Is taking me home tonight"
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
I'd sure like to find
A cowboy tonight
To get me back in the saddle
But the boys around here
Drink domestic beer
They're all hat, no cattle
But I won't sleep alone
'Cause my old pal Patrón
Is taking me home tonight
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz
Like tequila does
Well, I might as well face it
I'm always chasin'
A kiss with a twist of a lime
When I'm drinking doubles
I'm nothing but trouble
And trouble's so easy to find
Hand me a sombrero
'Cause Jose Cuervo
Is taking me home tonight
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz (oh)
Like tequila does (like tequila does)
'Cause he don't love me like tequila does
Nobody can (oh, nobody can)
He don't give me that border town buzz (oh)
Like tequila does (like tequila does)
