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Pornstar Prodigy
by Tyler Ellicott
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Back in My Day
My abs were as hard as a Rock
I had an 8 and 1/2 inch Cock
I could Masturbate 3 times 45 minutes each every Night nonstop
Girls going out to a party Would pull up shout and Honk
But I was always too tired To do shit
So I kept to myself and Stayed fit
I always ate quite a bit
I'd run every morning, Then worked, worked out, Then worked on my dick
If you wanted long I Gotchu
If you wanted thick I Gotchu
Go ahead and take your Pick
My dick was so thick what Looked small was my prick
Phalogenics is how I Trained my stick
I learned how to do penile Exercises very quick
Getting a hard erection fast Around any woman was My Trick
I'd lift 3 fifty pound boxes At a time all of the day so Yeah I was pretty slick
I worked my ass off so Much I didn't make time For chicks
But Bipolar someday was God's
Anti-social fix
Take any man's erection Quality and then times that By 6
Believe Me College Girls Wanted to be all up in my Mix
It's no wonder I was so Hard
I came from a farm
I was raised like a hick
Hot females is the only Reason I'd watch chick Flicks
In the DMs "send" I Shoulda clicked
Girls would talk about me I Know
I heard that shit through The grapevines
But little did they know How much
Dick I would inflict
Being unable to predict
Their chops they licked
But My Schedule Was too Strict
If I could go back there's no Telling how many female Genitals I would've licked
And how many ex Boyfriends asses I would've Kicked
And saying we're just Friends would've been the Trick
And what many people Don't realize is I built my Manhood up brick by brick
My immune system was so Strong I never got sick
Back then I was Christian, Not Catholic
I'm a grower not a show'r
So respect my phallic
My way of grinding was so Classic
Well, before I ever got Manic
But if your Lady needed a Fixing
I'd be the mechanic
And I'd sail across your Lady's spray like a Viking Over the Atlantic
Not to sound dramatic
But my porn scene's Would've been
So cinematic
That fanatics would've Panicked
Down the road in time
There are better days
I'll get back to exercising
I'm going to change my Ways
To Phoenix I'll be heading In Greeley I'm not gonna Stay
For pussy in the future I'm Gonna pray
Back in My Day
My abs were as hard as a Rock
I had an 8 and 1/2 inch Cock
I could Masturbate 3 times 45 minutes each every Night nonstop
Girls going out to a party Would pull up shout and Honk
But I was always too tired To do shit
So I kept to myself and Stayed fit
I always ate quite a bit
I'd run every morning, Then worked, worked out, Then worked on my dick
If you wanted long I Gotchu
If you wanted thick I Gotchu
Go ahead and take your Pick
My dick was so thick what Looked small was my prick
Phalogenics is how I Trained my stick
I learned how to do penile Exercises very quick
Getting a hard erection fast Around any woman was My Trick
I'd lift 3 fifty pound boxes At a time all of the day so Yeah I was pretty slick
I worked my ass off so Much I didn't make time For chicks
But Bipolar someday was God's
Anti-social fix
Take any man's erection Quality and then times that By 6
Believe Me College Girls Wanted to be all up in my Mix
It's no wonder I was so Hard
I came from a farm
I was raised like a hick
Hot females is the only Reason I'd watch chick Flicks
In the DMs "send" I Shoulda clicked
Girls would talk about me I Know
I heard that shit through The grapevines
But little did they know How much
Dick I would inflict
Being unable to predict
Their chops they licked
But My Schedule Was too Strict
If I could go back there's no Telling how many female Genitals I would've licked
And how many ex Boyfriends asses I would've Kicked
And saying we're just Friends would've been the Trick
And what many people Don't realize is I built my Manhood up brick by brick
My immune system was so Strong I never got sick
Back then I was Christian, Not Catholic
I'm a grower not a show'r
So respect my phallic
My way of grinding was so Classic
Well, before I ever got Manic
But if your Lady needed a Fixing
I'd be the mechanic
And I'd sail across your Lady's spray like a Viking Over the Atlantic
Not to sound dramatic
But my porn scene's Would've been
So cinematic
That fanatics would've Panicked
Down the road in time
There are better days
I'll get back to exercising
I'm going to change my Ways
To Phoenix I'll be heading In Greeley I'm not gonna Stay
For pussy in the future I'm Gonna pray
