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Crystal Shop
by ih8archie
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I'm feeling dead
Been buried like a fossil
Homies only hit my line
Just to use me for my car
And my wallet
No that shit ain't self-sustaining
When I'm working just to spend it
On my fucking medication
All this weed, just drying out inside my closet
Since I shriveled up my lungs
And I can't even blow the chronic
And I wonder, if it miss me just as much
As I miss kissing it in blunts when I was happily in love
But now that's over
Suicidal tendencies are into me like artsy hoes
That live inside aesthetics of October
With their turtleneck sweaters and their Pinterest-famous egos
They'll tell you that they're different
But I promise you they're evil
And I know that, as much as any guy before me
But I let them play their games because stability is boring
And if nothing else, I'll get a couple things to write about
After all the nights of nervousness
And crying both my eyes out
I'm wasting time with witchy bitches
Chilling at the crystal shop
Because tarot-readings trick me into thinking this shit ain't my fault
They let me blame the universe, or planets, or little rocks
Instead of manning-up and taking heat for all the shit I cause
My bedroom's been a mess lately
Candle-smells and incense crossbred with week-old takeout
And pheromones from make-outs
My demons steady watching me like feds on a stakeout
And I think I need to lay down
While I wait for this to play out
Been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
I've been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
Went and put a couple hundred miles between us
Now they'll never see us
Rocking with each other like we used to
God knows I've been hung up on you
It ain't nothing new, boo
I'm hoping that we last, need to see your ass real soon
Because if I don't I'm going crazy
You're the Britney to my J.T.
And we belong together, no it ain't no maybe
No maybe
I've been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
I've been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
I'm feeling dead
Been buried like a fossil
Homies only hit my line
Just to use me for my car
And my wallet
No that shit ain't self-sustaining
When I'm working just to spend it
On my fucking medication
All this weed, just drying out inside my closet
Since I shriveled up my lungs
And I can't even blow the chronic
And I wonder, if it miss me just as much
As I miss kissing it in blunts when I was happily in love
But now that's over
Now that's over
Now that's, now that's over
Baby
Now that's over
Now that's, now that's over
Baby
I'm feeling dead
I'm feeling dead
Been buried like a fossil
Homies only hit my line
Just to use me for my car
And my wallet
No that shit ain't self-sustaining
When I'm working just to spend it
On my fucking medication
All this weed, just drying out inside my closet
Since I shriveled up my lungs
And I can't even blow the chronic
And I wonder, if it miss me just as much
As I miss kissing it in blunts when I was happily in love
But now that's over
Suicidal tendencies are into me like artsy hoes
That live inside aesthetics of October
With their turtleneck sweaters and their Pinterest-famous egos
They'll tell you that they're different
But I promise you they're evil
And I know that, as much as any guy before me
But I let them play their games because stability is boring
And if nothing else, I'll get a couple things to write about
After all the nights of nervousness
And crying both my eyes out
I'm wasting time with witchy bitches
Chilling at the crystal shop
Because tarot-readings trick me into thinking this shit ain't my fault
They let me blame the universe, or planets, or little rocks
Instead of manning-up and taking heat for all the shit I cause
My bedroom's been a mess lately
Candle-smells and incense crossbred with week-old takeout
And pheromones from make-outs
My demons steady watching me like feds on a stakeout
And I think I need to lay down
While I wait for this to play out
Been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
I've been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
Went and put a couple hundred miles between us
Now they'll never see us
Rocking with each other like we used to
God knows I've been hung up on you
It ain't nothing new, boo
I'm hoping that we last, need to see your ass real soon
Because if I don't I'm going crazy
You're the Britney to my J.T.
And we belong together, no it ain't no maybe
No maybe
I've been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
I've been stuck inside my head, for too long
Real tired of being so far gone
I'm feeling dead
Been buried like a fossil
Homies only hit my line
Just to use me for my car
And my wallet
No that shit ain't self-sustaining
When I'm working just to spend it
On my fucking medication
All this weed, just drying out inside my closet
Since I shriveled up my lungs
And I can't even blow the chronic
And I wonder, if it miss me just as much
As I miss kissing it in blunts when I was happily in love
But now that's over
Now that's over
Now that's, now that's over
Baby
Now that's over
Now that's, now that's over
Baby
I'm feeling dead
