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Lethal Weapon
by Garrison Leigh
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Dontsleep, wake your ass up
You blinded by misdirection
You pussies all flop like a failed erection,
When I drop 40 with my Smithen-Wessen
Man I move like the Pope I been steady blessin
Man I'm ripping my hair out I'm steady stressin
These bitches all say I'm a Lethal Weapon
When I walk into church and shoot up who's present
I jump off a roof and I go cut the tether
W A T E R
I be drowning your Mother and Auntie & Father
I run your ass over in Dodge Fucking Charger
I jump out the whip like I'm Drake from Uncharted
You people all squawk I feel like you're retarded
I walk in the mall, I kill all the Paul Blart's bitch
I'm putting your parents in Chili like Cartman
No Unabomber, but I bomb your apartment
Bitch I been makin' 300 a day
While you rot like a slave
Yo shoutout to dontsleep, I'm surprised that this beats even made
It's fucking insane
I pop a perky now I feel like Max Payne
I pour a deuce to the brain
I walk in the club with MG and you know that I gon' let it rain
No Russian, you be smokin on plains
I hit up this plug but he's more of a socket,
I whip out my pocket-rocket and I tap his noggin
Now I'm posted back up in the Stu, I'm mixing concoctions
Send that bitch so god-damn far
Now they just look like Team Rocket
Fully outta damn options!
You blinded by misdirection
You pussies all flop like a failed erection
When I drop 40 with my Smithen-Wessen
Man I move like the Pope I been steady blessin
Man I'm ripping my hair out I'm steady stressin
These bitches all say I'm a Lethal Weapon
When I walk into church and shoot up who's present
I jump off a roof and I go cut the tether
S I L E N C E (Shh!)
I been up in my house turnin' plus to a minus
The way that I rap sound like Tech Tips with Linus
All of your bullshit be cloggin my sinus
My flows infective like some damn hepatitis
I'm glowing white like a Crest, white strip
I pop a tab I ain't having a nice trip
Have you noticed that our governments quite strict
Bitch I got the bars, I ain't no Quaker
I just go rap like I'm Google Translator
Your bitches coochie, it be feeling like sandpaper
Toss her out slap her ass with the newspaper
Siege your home just like a mafuckin Crusader
I sound crazy, yo shoutout to my neighbours
You get it unlabelled, check if it's tapered
Or you just might go meet your maker
I pop me a pill like it's Far Cry 2
I'm a skinny fucker, like I'm Ra'as Al Ghul
In a rap battle, ima blaze y'all fools
This is sarcasm, I just trolled y'all dudes
I gun you down just like it's SOCOM, dude
I run your pockets for their loot
Bitch boy ain't got nothing he rocking some Fruit of The Loom
I played you all just like a game of Kahoot
You blinded by misdirection
You pussies all flop like a failed erection,
When I drop 40 with my Smithen-Wessen
Man I move like the Pope I been steady blessin
Man I'm ripping my hair out I'm steady stressin
These bitches all say I'm a Lethal Weapon
When I walk into church and shoot up who's present
I jump off a roof and I go cut the tether
W A K E Y O U R A S S U P
Dontsleep, wake your ass up
You blinded by misdirection
You pussies all flop like a failed erection,
When I drop 40 with my Smithen-Wessen
Man I move like the Pope I been steady blessin
Man I'm ripping my hair out I'm steady stressin
These bitches all say I'm a Lethal Weapon
When I walk into church and shoot up who's present
I jump off a roof and I go cut the tether
W A T E R
I be drowning your Mother and Auntie & Father
I run your ass over in Dodge Fucking Charger
I jump out the whip like I'm Drake from Uncharted
You people all squawk I feel like you're retarded
I walk in the mall, I kill all the Paul Blart's bitch
I'm putting your parents in Chili like Cartman
No Unabomber, but I bomb your apartment
Bitch I been makin' 300 a day
While you rot like a slave
Yo shoutout to dontsleep, I'm surprised that this beats even made
It's fucking insane
I pop a perky now I feel like Max Payne
I pour a deuce to the brain
I walk in the club with MG and you know that I gon' let it rain
No Russian, you be smokin on plains
I hit up this plug but he's more of a socket,
I whip out my pocket-rocket and I tap his noggin
Now I'm posted back up in the Stu, I'm mixing concoctions
Send that bitch so god-damn far
Now they just look like Team Rocket
Fully outta damn options!
You blinded by misdirection
You pussies all flop like a failed erection
When I drop 40 with my Smithen-Wessen
Man I move like the Pope I been steady blessin
Man I'm ripping my hair out I'm steady stressin
These bitches all say I'm a Lethal Weapon
When I walk into church and shoot up who's present
I jump off a roof and I go cut the tether
S I L E N C E (Shh!)
I been up in my house turnin' plus to a minus
The way that I rap sound like Tech Tips with Linus
All of your bullshit be cloggin my sinus
My flows infective like some damn hepatitis
I'm glowing white like a Crest, white strip
I pop a tab I ain't having a nice trip
Have you noticed that our governments quite strict
Bitch I got the bars, I ain't no Quaker
I just go rap like I'm Google Translator
Your bitches coochie, it be feeling like sandpaper
Toss her out slap her ass with the newspaper
Siege your home just like a mafuckin Crusader
I sound crazy, yo shoutout to my neighbours
You get it unlabelled, check if it's tapered
Or you just might go meet your maker
I pop me a pill like it's Far Cry 2
I'm a skinny fucker, like I'm Ra'as Al Ghul
In a rap battle, ima blaze y'all fools
This is sarcasm, I just trolled y'all dudes
I gun you down just like it's SOCOM, dude
I run your pockets for their loot
Bitch boy ain't got nothing he rocking some Fruit of The Loom
I played you all just like a game of Kahoot
You blinded by misdirection
You pussies all flop like a failed erection,
When I drop 40 with my Smithen-Wessen
Man I move like the Pope I been steady blessin
Man I'm ripping my hair out I'm steady stressin
These bitches all say I'm a Lethal Weapon
When I walk into church and shoot up who's present
I jump off a roof and I go cut the tether
W A K E Y O U R A S S U P