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Yeeeaaaah Ayo, aint nothin better Than after a long day at work, or any day really if you just chillin' Than hittin up the corner store And getting an ice cold 40 from the freezer out the back man Yall niggaz know my style, nothin but Olde English man But yo, one day I walk up in the store and they aint have my shit I'm sittin there like Plastic Olde English? Yo, what the fuck is this shit I can't get with this like rockin' skinny jeans up in this bitch Y'all fuckin up the gameplan, gimme the glass bottle A bag of chips, three dutches, and a scratch-off lotto Fuck you mean this the new shit, shit look like some Gatorade Plus the mouth to wide, y'all niggas better quit playin' It don't even taste the same, plus it get warm too fast New shit ain't always better, sometimes its straight ass They tell me, get with the times, stop livin' in the past Fuck that, suck my dick, this new shit is straight trash Olde English out the glass bottle, take another swallow Look around at this plastic shit and I feel hollow What the fuck happened? No really, what's goin on? Shits silly and yall muhfuckaz is not alarmed It started with plastic 40's then it moved to the blunts I can't even buy a White Owl in a tube if I want Niggas rockin skinny jeans and still sagging they shit Ya'll drip aint shit, that's a literal tight fit But ay do you I need room for my nuts nigga I take another swig of that malt liquor with vigor I don't really fuck with craft beers, them shits taste weird I done drank so many 40s, niggas swore that's my career King Cobra, Colt 45 and even Schlitz But Olde English ol' reliable, that shit'll keep me blitzed For years I was never sober, never had a hangover I knew which stores on what day would keep they freezer colder I'ze jus tryna to meet my quota getting fucked up every day Once I seen the plastic bottles I knew things was finna change Look at the NBA - no hand checks or hard fouls Niggas don't compete they form super teams for rings now No heart, no hustle, except for Russell Westbrook Lebron aint the next Jordan - How Kobe get overlooked? Shiiiiit back in the day they was brawlin on the court Players had passion even though it's all for sport I'm puzzled like what the hell as I guzzle my drink Past the pyramid now I marinate as I think Even Star Wars sequels aint capture the same magic They killed Luke and Han Solo for what? The shit is tragic I guess it's all plastic cuz its eazy to recycle Glass bottles more authentic, fake shit that aint my style I'm glad Dragonball came back, that shit was Super But the fights were too short, I hope it changes in the future The Tournament of Power should've been 300 Episodes And Goku Black should be a reoccurring foe I'm bout halfway through the label now and feelin kinda tipsy Let me talk to you and spit some facts, come kick it wit me I'm the type of brotha posted up outside the bar 40 in a brown bag dumpin guts out a cigar Go 'head, run up ya tab, I'm payin like 5 dollars And aebody wanna holla once they smell the marijuana I'm comfortable, chillin on a curb right on the street Blastin NaS, AZ, WU, Bone and Mobb Deep Sup wit these lil niggas? I guess some of 'em cool Too many dyin' off these drugs, they're dying to look cool All I need is some weed and a 40 in my hand Fuck all them other drugs, shit is not a good look fam I aint tryna preach I'm just keepin it real I just feel like muhfuckas tryna re-invent the wheel Like the Air Force One's, real ones got the circle tag They changed them to rectangles now that shit made me mad You can't even buy authentic COOGI sweaters no more I hit the mall just to walk right in and out the stores And look our money, I gotta say its odd to me How the bills got the same colors schemes as Monopoly Even video games got reduced in their quality Bonus characters and levels? Now that's paid DLC These companies be leavin' content out on purpose And they don't give a fuck cuz we keep makin' that purchase Sometimes I feel like weed don't even hit that strong The other day I faced two blunts - I wasn't even gone Taco Bell took the double X - L off the menu They lost me as customer how food get discontinued? Arbys use to have five for five roast beefs The same meal is five for 10 now I don't even wanna eat I'm down to the last corner of my fourty ounce now I got like three swigs left before I put this shit down Movie makers runnin' outta ideas they doin remakes Methinks, I'm glad I still got my VHS Tapes And all of what I said? It aint even the half See, this new plastic shit got nothing on old glass Fuck these plastic fourty bottles, the quality much lower I finish my last sip, so with that its all over But fuck it on the real, its constant that things change And that's for better or for worse, sometimes it's just strange Well, that's it for me, thanks for letting me rap witcha Just one more thing, let me help you get the picture Malt liquor the gold elixir I don't let a drop waste You talkin shit - I'll shatter this glass and slash your fuckin' face That's just how it is man That old classic, glass bottle shit man? That shit was Built to last This new plastic shit? Its eazy to recycle, it comes and goes real quick bruh I know don't nothin last forever but I don't even wanna consume this shit no more bruh Fuck it

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