Song parody of
Cool Like You (feat. Virginia Slimm)
by Beer Can Vampire
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So if you think it couldn't happen to you
I felt the same way too
I was a fool
I'm not cool like you
Maybe I'm fine without it
Maybe I never had it
Ignoring the clues
Like a plane falling out of the blue
Never heard it coming
I was a tool
I'm not smart like you
Maybe they laugh about it
At least I'm alive to doubt it
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cool like you
Now I'll explain how to drown in the truth
Wait till the water's boiling
Swim in my shoes
I can't move like you
I was too slow to hold them
Dragging like a dead man walking
I was a fool
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cruel like you
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cool like you
So if you think it couldn't happen to you
I felt the same way too
I was a fool
I'm not cool like you
Maybe I'm fine without it
Maybe I never had it
Ignoring the clues
Like a plane falling out of the blue
Never heard it coming
I was a tool
I'm not smart like you
Maybe they laugh about it
At least I'm alive to doubt it
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cool like you
Now I'll explain how to drown in the truth
Wait till the water's boiling
Swim in my shoes
I can't move like you
I was too slow to hold them
Dragging like a dead man walking
I was a fool
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cruel like you
I'm not cool like you
I'm not cool like you