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THE CRAFT (feat. Mastadon)
by Big Izzy Clean
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Water water
Air
Earth earth
Fire
Bad water water
Clean air is nowhere
The earth earth
Is on fire fire
Ha ha let's have a party
Cmon cmon more oil
Ay ay exploit labor
Colonize colonize colonize colonize
Ronald Reagan sent you on a spending spree
Y'all got lost in heaven said it's not a cent it's free
Nations not complicit with the problems in the sea
So open up your borders for the climate refugees
Kids in the east in the west on the rise
Despisers of the lies not gonna let it suffice
Dollar signs in the demons eyes
Think they own the prize
Threw the smoke up in the air, it creeps upon the lungs
They're drawing out the lines, racist motives in design
Communities are stung
Flint water in the tummies of kids making em sick slick rick snyder didn't pay the price
We know who paid the price motherfucker
How can we make this with the least amount of effort
How can we make this with the least amount of money spent
How can we make this so it sucks but it sells so it sells even though it kills and even though it sucks get it out
Humans try and ascend their situation
Throw concrete down with tremendous exclamation
Contend to the innovation
Compared to the creation that the universe engaged
It's clear our level is with every other speciation
All Earthling to a space man
Though nothing in this world generates real waste
Only things that ever do are man-made
The Earth's whole system entirely self-sustains
And these dense motherfuckers wanna colonize space
Ha shit cmon I really need to explain
Plus the climate makes the planet inhabitable for a pandemic
So when you're looking at it that way
All we really did was kill ourselves on the most perfect day
Meanwhile at the top of the pile the demons got some huge smiles on their faces
It's pure elation
It's the young al gore chilling with a whore from the vegan grocery store took her on tour
Of the city it's called flint water real shitty told who did it now we getting down real busy
Told her his names Snyder anti masking dick riders all on his jock round the clock now Kamala a fraud
How bout not hit em where I got to my tap water color on fucking natu
Need good water that paku not brainwashed like Tom Cruise
I remember before admitting you're a flat earther said I'm cool
Back when science wasn't political you know what I'm getting to
Climate deniers get rid of you, prolly juss sentence you
To the time you gave my dog for servicing the block
Locked em in a box when slavery juss had to stop
But you set our planet on fire and expect not to rot
Pitiful I laugh as I take apart the mag
Shot em in the ass and kept the fucking cap lil bitch
Water water
Air
Earth earth
Fire
Bad water water
Clean air is nowhere
The earth earth
Is on fire fire
Ha ha let's have a party
Cmon cmon more oil
Ay ay exploit labor
Colonize colonize colonize colonize
Ronald Reagan sent you on a spending spree
Y'all got lost in heaven said it's not a cent it's free
Nations not complicit with the problems in the sea
So open up your borders for the climate refugees
Kids in the east in the west on the rise
Despisers of the lies not gonna let it suffice
Dollar signs in the demons eyes
Think they own the prize
Threw the smoke up in the air, it creeps upon the lungs
They're drawing out the lines, racist motives in design
Communities are stung
Flint water in the tummies of kids making em sick slick rick snyder didn't pay the price
We know who paid the price motherfucker
How can we make this with the least amount of effort
How can we make this with the least amount of money spent
How can we make this so it sucks but it sells so it sells even though it kills and even though it sucks get it out
Humans try and ascend their situation
Throw concrete down with tremendous exclamation
Contend to the innovation
Compared to the creation that the universe engaged
It's clear our level is with every other speciation
All Earthling to a space man
Though nothing in this world generates real waste
Only things that ever do are man-made
The Earth's whole system entirely self-sustains
And these dense motherfuckers wanna colonize space
Ha shit cmon I really need to explain
Plus the climate makes the planet inhabitable for a pandemic
So when you're looking at it that way
All we really did was kill ourselves on the most perfect day
Meanwhile at the top of the pile the demons got some huge smiles on their faces
It's pure elation
It's the young al gore chilling with a whore from the vegan grocery store took her on tour
Of the city it's called flint water real shitty told who did it now we getting down real busy
Told her his names Snyder anti masking dick riders all on his jock round the clock now Kamala a fraud
How bout not hit em where I got to my tap water color on fucking natu
Need good water that paku not brainwashed like Tom Cruise
I remember before admitting you're a flat earther said I'm cool
Back when science wasn't political you know what I'm getting to
Climate deniers get rid of you, prolly juss sentence you
To the time you gave my dog for servicing the block
Locked em in a box when slavery juss had to stop
But you set our planet on fire and expect not to rot
Pitiful I laugh as I take apart the mag
Shot em in the ass and kept the fucking cap lil bitch