Song parody of
Too Many Cardigans
by Cycle Thieves
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We know there's a stereotype of university staff
To wear clothes that can only be characterised as naff
But our DMcG goes a bit overboard
All the colours of the rainbow, like beige, muddy yellow and brown of course
When the light breaks through the window pane
You can't help but cringe when it's laid out quite plainly he's got...
Too many tank tops, too many cardigans
Get used to brown but new shades make it hard again
Too many tank tops, too many cardigans
If I see another one, it's going to leave me scarred again
I often convince myself he must be on drugs to wear tops that look like a 70's rug
Or maybe it's the shame of being demoted to bass
On his own research project, that must be hard to face
(If you listen carefully you'll hear it non-stop
Every second sentence you'll find you can hear a name-drop)
We know there's a stereotype of university staff
To wear clothes that can only be characterised as naff
But our DMcG goes a bit overboard
All the colours of the rainbow, like beige, muddy yellow and brown of course
When the light breaks through the window pane
You can't help but cringe when it's laid out quite plainly he's got...
Too many tank tops, too many cardigans
Get used to brown but new shades make it hard again
Too many tank tops, too many cardigans
If I see another one, it's going to leave me scarred again
I often convince myself he must be on drugs to wear tops that look like a 70's rug
Or maybe it's the shame of being demoted to bass
On his own research project, that must be hard to face
(If you listen carefully you'll hear it non-stop
Every second sentence you'll find you can hear a name-drop)
