Song parody of
Catch Me A Cougar
by Aaron Brown
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Well don’t get me wrong
I like ‘em brunette or blonde
But fed up, in a slump
With game-playin’, flakin’ ones
They’re buggin’ & tuggin’
At my heartstrings
They’ve never called me back
Or even knew me by name
When I called ‘em up
They shot me down
It was clearly a game
They kissed me & dismissed me
Time to find a sexy lady
Who knows what she wants
I’m gonna catch me a cougar
Chase me down a wild cat
Get some sugar
In nothin’ but a cowboy hat
I’ll find a woman with class
Who melts the ice in my glass
I’ll catch me a cougar
Hit the honky tonk
Cruisin’ straight to the bar
Scannin’ for a vixen
I’m turnin’ on my radar
Spotted a redhead
With ten years on me
Her come hither smile’s tellin’ me
To walk her way
I’m gonna catch me a cougar
Chase me down a wild cat
Get some sugar
In nothin’ but a cowboy hat
I’ll find a woman with class
Who melts the ice in my glass
I’ll catch me a cougar
It’s gettin’ hot and heavy
She’s diggin’ her nails into me
She’d been huntin’
For a young stud to train
Mrs. Robinson is her name
I’m eager to please her
I’ll be student, she’ll be teacher
Well I done caught me a cougar
Chased me down a wild cat
Got some sugar
In nothin’ but a cowboy hat
I found a woman with class
Who melts the ice in my glass
Her foot’s down on the gas
I caught me a cougar
I caught me a cougar
I caught me a cougar
Man I’m ready for round two
Minus the scratches on my back
Damn that hurt
Well don’t get me wrong
I like ‘em brunette or blonde
But fed up, in a slump
With game-playin’, flakin’ ones
They’re buggin’ & tuggin’
At my heartstrings
They’ve never called me back
Or even knew me by name
When I called ‘em up
They shot me down
It was clearly a game
They kissed me & dismissed me
Time to find a sexy lady
Who knows what she wants
I’m gonna catch me a cougar
Chase me down a wild cat
Get some sugar
In nothin’ but a cowboy hat
I’ll find a woman with class
Who melts the ice in my glass
I’ll catch me a cougar
Hit the honky tonk
Cruisin’ straight to the bar
Scannin’ for a vixen
I’m turnin’ on my radar
Spotted a redhead
With ten years on me
Her come hither smile’s tellin’ me
To walk her way
I’m gonna catch me a cougar
Chase me down a wild cat
Get some sugar
In nothin’ but a cowboy hat
I’ll find a woman with class
Who melts the ice in my glass
I’ll catch me a cougar
It’s gettin’ hot and heavy
She’s diggin’ her nails into me
She’d been huntin’
For a young stud to train
Mrs. Robinson is her name
I’m eager to please her
I’ll be student, she’ll be teacher
Well I done caught me a cougar
Chased me down a wild cat
Got some sugar
In nothin’ but a cowboy hat
I found a woman with class
Who melts the ice in my glass
Her foot’s down on the gas
I caught me a cougar
I caught me a cougar
I caught me a cougar
Man I’m ready for round two
Minus the scratches on my back
Damn that hurt
