Song parody of
Stella Artois
by Dilettante.Mp3
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Dilettante, whatchu want?
I don't even know what I'm doing
But, fuck it
She was smooth like a Stella Artois
First glance thought of going in raw
I'm like nah, it can't be (Believe this?)
Touch my chest and my heart's thumping like a fucking stampede
I can't match the damn speed of this chick
Moving real quick
And she real thick
On some real shit
I wanted her
And I guess she wanted me too
Her objectives weren't see through
And I wasn't tryna be too
Abrasive
Just in case the case is
She got a man
Who's probably defendant. I am the plaintiff
But it's time to take the braces out
Cuz I got straightened out
Her name is Paulina and she's single
On break and I'm waiting outside for her
Looking at me so I smile for her
She smiled back
Started talking, awhile, that's
For a short time
But in that time, I compiled that
She smokes, she jokes, she hopes
I do too and I do. Too much! In fact
"Now shawty add me on snap
So I can add you right back."
And now we on Instagram
Hoping to double tap that
I'm lying
I'm tryna smash ’til my dick hurt
Next thing you know she hand me her phone to insert
My number like wooo
Couldn't be any quicker
I wonder, right?
If I try to paint a picture like perfectly I should ditch her
Cuz she's no good. Like who is her? Cuz it's like
I don't even know what I'm doing
And I don't even know where I'm going
But it's gotta be far
I'm tryna see stars
My feet hurt from walking so long
And walking along something steeper
Than I usually allow myself to get into
And two months into acknowledgement, shawty on my mental
I'm thinking it's simple
With that ass and sass, she isn't a rental
Popping but she isn't a pimple
First bent over, and showed me her dimples
Oh gawd
I don’t get it but this isn't a riddle
Titties in my face
I'm tryna mal-cum in the middle
Kissing, touching
Outcome looking real official
Cyph at Zero's?
Laughing, afterwards 'chu tryna get into?
I heard you're into me, I wanna get into you
Gimme a job baby, no interviews
Pull up to the crib
Then we dipped
Playing games, silly shit
Taking aim, for a hit
All her clothes really ripped
Off
Skin soft
Lips crossed paths
At long last
Get palmed
This all ass
But this all crashed
And it's so sad
Chick so bad
Why life had to do me like that?
I don't even know what I'm doing
Got shawty in bed, I'm tryna get head and tryna get fed
I'm not really scared but I don't even, I don't even...
I don't even know where I'm going
It ain't right, morning time, we just left, back to grind
Gah damn
And if you ain't understand we knocked
Even though it wasn't planned, we stopped
No
Reup on the kisses
Like a Muslim on a Christmas
I was steady on a mission
My jihad is not your business
Talking chance, well I missed it
If I try again, I already know that she'll diss it
Now I’m living like I’m livid
Young talented guy, I'm really gifted
You could think of a way to get back up in it.
So I️ flipped it
If you don’t wanna fuck with me
Then I️ don’t wanna fuck with you either
That ain’t really get me nowhere, she’s a
Feisty one, I️ like me one, meaner
Than the titans where the grass is never greener
Shingeki no Kyojin
And I’m hoping
That I ain’t leave my heart open
Shawty’s colder than the ocean frozen over and over
No luck with these, I’m picking nothing but these 3-leaf clovers
To give up... just to receive closure?
Don’t even know her
I don't even know what I'm doing
But it's cool imma, imma just... hey
And I don't even know where I'm going
Dilettante, whatchu want?
I don't even know what I'm doing
But, fuck it
She was smooth like a Stella Artois
First glance thought of going in raw
I'm like nah, it can't be (Believe this?)
Touch my chest and my heart's thumping like a fucking stampede
I can't match the damn speed of this chick
Moving real quick
And she real thick
On some real shit
I wanted her
And I guess she wanted me too
Her objectives weren't see through
And I wasn't tryna be too
Abrasive
Just in case the case is
She got a man
Who's probably defendant. I am the plaintiff
But it's time to take the braces out
Cuz I got straightened out
Her name is Paulina and she's single
On break and I'm waiting outside for her
Looking at me so I smile for her
She smiled back
Started talking, awhile, that's
For a short time
But in that time, I compiled that
She smokes, she jokes, she hopes
I do too and I do. Too much! In fact
"Now shawty add me on snap
So I can add you right back."
And now we on Instagram
Hoping to double tap that
I'm lying
I'm tryna smash ’til my dick hurt
Next thing you know she hand me her phone to insert
My number like wooo
Couldn't be any quicker
I wonder, right?
If I try to paint a picture like perfectly I should ditch her
Cuz she's no good. Like who is her? Cuz it's like
I don't even know what I'm doing
And I don't even know where I'm going
But it's gotta be far
I'm tryna see stars
My feet hurt from walking so long
And walking along something steeper
Than I usually allow myself to get into
And two months into acknowledgement, shawty on my mental
I'm thinking it's simple
With that ass and sass, she isn't a rental
Popping but she isn't a pimple
First bent over, and showed me her dimples
Oh gawd
I don’t get it but this isn't a riddle
Titties in my face
I'm tryna mal-cum in the middle
Kissing, touching
Outcome looking real official
Cyph at Zero's?
Laughing, afterwards 'chu tryna get into?
I heard you're into me, I wanna get into you
Gimme a job baby, no interviews
Pull up to the crib
Then we dipped
Playing games, silly shit
Taking aim, for a hit
All her clothes really ripped
Off
Skin soft
Lips crossed paths
At long last
Get palmed
This all ass
But this all crashed
And it's so sad
Chick so bad
Why life had to do me like that?
I don't even know what I'm doing
Got shawty in bed, I'm tryna get head and tryna get fed
I'm not really scared but I don't even, I don't even...
I don't even know where I'm going
It ain't right, morning time, we just left, back to grind
Gah damn
And if you ain't understand we knocked
Even though it wasn't planned, we stopped
No
Reup on the kisses
Like a Muslim on a Christmas
I was steady on a mission
My jihad is not your business
Talking chance, well I missed it
If I try again, I already know that she'll diss it
Now I’m living like I’m livid
Young talented guy, I'm really gifted
You could think of a way to get back up in it.
So I️ flipped it
If you don’t wanna fuck with me
Then I️ don’t wanna fuck with you either
That ain’t really get me nowhere, she’s a
Feisty one, I️ like me one, meaner
Than the titans where the grass is never greener
Shingeki no Kyojin
And I’m hoping
That I ain’t leave my heart open
Shawty’s colder than the ocean frozen over and over
No luck with these, I’m picking nothing but these 3-leaf clovers
To give up... just to receive closure?
Don’t even know her
I don't even know what I'm doing
But it's cool imma, imma just... hey
And I don't even know where I'm going