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KINDERGARTEN (FACET-5 CUT-8XM)
by Roman the Writer
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Straight from the fifth facet of the kindergarten
Little undercooked, a little slow, but ain't a bit retarded
Same hexagon on my crystal, but I'm a different artist
Purple Fiat Chrysler makes you bleed because my whip's the sharpest
November 11th, I'll get these niggas started
Reppin' the blackest of records Respect my nigga Marcus
Spit the hardest til the death of me, a killer carcass
I beg your pardon? This nigga wants to be my target
I'll whip you into shape like a field coon
I used to switch these bitches' niggas, and I still do
Have a fun time with fun guys with no mildew
Wallop in my waters, I'm not stingy with my teal-blue
My chips are 50's and they blue/blew up like my Gunsmoke
My nape is nicer 'cause my cabochons are cut throat
You dumb hoe! I'll dress your jugular with jump ropes
This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
I turned the dirt into a diamond, the water into a Galo glass
Sippin' with ya bitch with the silhouette of an hourglass
Time is runnin' out! Make a decision. Will you pound or pass?
Cake is expiring. Bitter icing, lost a lot of mass
Dropped out, life went downhill; she lost a lot of class
She drinks about a bottle a baby, pain in her daughter's ass
Think back and wonder "What's the fucking cause of that?
Where's her father at?" A bitchy Donna brat
They're too busy not payin' bills while I'm duckin these birds
I say it once, straight take, I don't studder my words
I udder some slurs, I cuss and I curse. It's somethin' absurd
PUT A CONDOM UP IN YOUR EAR AND FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!
It's what you deserve! I'm 'bout to put you under the dirt!
The thunder and earth. Sea wiccan with a wonder-ous verse
I'm fuckin' concerned! They crawlin' out the gutter to learn
Sequoias to burn, cheddar to earn, butter to churn, nigga
I'll whip you into shape like a field coon
I use to switch these bitches' niggas, and I still do
Have a fun time with fun guys with no mildew
Wallop in my waters, I'm not stingy with my teal-blue
My chips are 50's and they blue/blew up like my Gunsmoke
My nape is nicer 'cause my cabochons are cut throat
You dumb hoe! I'll dress your jugular with jump ropes
This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
(This is Pink Diamond's colony
In the cold Prime Kindergarten
Lay the strongest Quartz soldiers
FACET-5 CUT-8XM)
I wear my emotions on my sleeve
All six sides of me underdeveloped
But instead of complaining, I thrive
Straight from the fifth facet of the kindergarten
Little undercooked, a little slow, but ain't a bit retarded
Same hexagon on my crystal, but I'm a different artist
Purple Fiat Chrysler makes you bleed because my whip's the sharpest
November 11th, I'll get these niggas started
Reppin' the blackest of records Respect my nigga Marcus
Spit the hardest til the death of me, a killer carcass
I beg your pardon? This nigga wants to be my target
I'll whip you into shape like a field coon
I used to switch these bitches' niggas, and I still do
Have a fun time with fun guys with no mildew
Wallop in my waters, I'm not stingy with my teal-blue
My chips are 50's and they blue/blew up like my Gunsmoke
My nape is nicer 'cause my cabochons are cut throat
You dumb hoe! I'll dress your jugular with jump ropes
This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
I turned the dirt into a diamond, the water into a Galo glass
Sippin' with ya bitch with the silhouette of an hourglass
Time is runnin' out! Make a decision. Will you pound or pass?
Cake is expiring. Bitter icing, lost a lot of mass
Dropped out, life went downhill; she lost a lot of class
She drinks about a bottle a baby, pain in her daughter's ass
Think back and wonder "What's the fucking cause of that?
Where's her father at?" A bitchy Donna brat
They're too busy not payin' bills while I'm duckin these birds
I say it once, straight take, I don't studder my words
I udder some slurs, I cuss and I curse. It's somethin' absurd
PUT A CONDOM UP IN YOUR EAR AND FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD!
It's what you deserve! I'm 'bout to put you under the dirt!
The thunder and earth. Sea wiccan with a wonder-ous verse
I'm fuckin' concerned! They crawlin' out the gutter to learn
Sequoias to burn, cheddar to earn, butter to churn, nigga
I'll whip you into shape like a field coon
I use to switch these bitches' niggas, and I still do
Have a fun time with fun guys with no mildew
Wallop in my waters, I'm not stingy with my teal-blue
My chips are 50's and they blue/blew up like my Gunsmoke
My nape is nicer 'cause my cabochons are cut throat
You dumb hoe! I'll dress your jugular with jump ropes
This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
(This is the 8XM Amethyst at the utmost!)
(This is Pink Diamond's colony
In the cold Prime Kindergarten
Lay the strongest Quartz soldiers
FACET-5 CUT-8XM)
I wear my emotions on my sleeve
All six sides of me underdeveloped
But instead of complaining, I thrive
