Song parody of
Crufts
by Baldhead and the Dreads
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Overbred got fucked up teeth
Constricted windpipe, can't breathe
Distant past this was a wolf
Today can barely eat its lunch
Hip dysplasia ain't fucking hip
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Kennel Club best sort their shit
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
A dog is just a dog to me
Fuck your breeder categories
Perfect pet? Well mate that's gross
Dog racists I hate the most
Hip dysplasia ain't fucking hip
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Kennel Club best sort their shit!
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
With so many strays out there
To get a pedigree ain't fair
Puppy farms can go get fucked
Adopt a dog give it lots of love
Hip dysplasia ain't fucking hip
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Kennel Club best sort their shit
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Overbred got fucked up teeth
Constricted windpipe, can't breathe
Distant past this was a wolf
Today can barely eat its lunch
Hip dysplasia ain't fucking hip
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Kennel Club best sort their shit
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
A dog is just a dog to me
Fuck your breeder categories
Perfect pet? Well mate that's gross
Dog racists I hate the most
Hip dysplasia ain't fucking hip
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Kennel Club best sort their shit!
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
With so many strays out there
To get a pedigree ain't fair
Puppy farms can go get fucked
Adopt a dog give it lots of love
Hip dysplasia ain't fucking hip
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
Kennel Club best sort their shit
Crufts is eugenics, Crufts is eugenics
