Better Not Go Outside (Reimagined)

You better not go outside Though the Sun is in its shining glory We all know what Violet's story hides You better not try to outrun the truth For you know you can't do that You'll always lose If you wanna play it safe Just be advised that you You better not go outside Try not to fall asleep Straight after you're done You better pretend you're a happy Larry Free and content even when you're not Try not to obsess Over symmetry Accept your death as history Pack those heels so you're the right Height for the ride or You better not go outside You should eat more kale You should work your core and swim Make no mistake yes it's your stress to blame So get proactive now about that skin Shake hands with disease Make peace with war Stay calm when they run out of almond milk at the store If Doctor Robert was not dead He would prescribe But oh well we better not go outside Go on, Get set for danger Get that rifle off your wall Make sure to floss between your teeth every day You don't want tartar to gain control So get set for kids Be ready for debt And learn how to love his morning breath Yes it's hard to swallow it all sometimes So you better not go outside Find something to believe in Or better yet find an allergy or two Find something to believe in Coarse enough to scrub the mould off Everything you see and touch and do Find some way to excuse yourself From every social situation Choose your vice numb your pain It's pointless to be just a patient In an over crowded waiting room all night Or you could just not go outside After all's been said And battered and fried Your to do list still grows Like creeping charlie You can't cut him down How hard you've tried After all's been lost And there's nothing left To death they cried Will you be there? Or are you just as scared as me? Oh well we Better not go outside