Tortuga's Toughest

Listen up all me crew and let's try something new Made a deal with the Lord so he'd let us through He said no looting, no shooting, no crime He surely remembers what happened last time When the nights just begun and you're just having fun With your friends and your rum, didn't kill anyone Let's slug it... We're Tortuga's Toughest When the smoke from your pipe seaweed smelling ripe You'll be set for the night, sally forth feelin right Go puff it We're Tortuga's Toughest Curse me for a lubber boys, keep it under control lets drink some rum! No deaths by the sword, no hostages swore Tonight's not a war just a three-hour tour Help that man out, he's gettin' real tipsy Pick him up boys, watch out for that Gypsy When ye come from the bar and ye head to the bar Find the rums never far, belly up to the bar And Chug it... We're Tortuga's Toughest When ye get in a fight and shoot lubbers lights And ye pee on the porch right in front of their sites Go stuff it... We're Tortuga's Toughest I'll blast ye from the sea, come now get off to the port I promised the Governer no trouble tonight When ye stole all the gold right in front of patrols And they try to take hold of your mates Tell them to go suck it... We're Tortugas Toughest When we cut them all down and their bodies all around And their bloods on the ground we repacked all rounds In our muskets... We're Tortuga's Toughest I'll tear out yer tongue and let it flap in the sun Swing ye up on the mainyard, calm ye bits! When ye burn down a home and the wench wails alone Cause her husband's not home, let's give her a bone What of it?... We're Tortuga's Toughest When you went out with crew, out to try something new But the crew wouldn't do what you want them Oh, Buckets We're Tortuga's Toughest