Song parody of
Land Ho
by Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew
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Land Ho
Cut in to that bush
Give that crevasse a look
Dip our sticks in that moosh
Land Ho
We pirates all know
That our spy glasses grow
Now our horns bout to blow
When I spot it
Land Ho
Then I got it
Land Ho
I hit it
Land Ho
Then I quit it
Land Ho
Get high like a mountain
Low like a valley
Lets Go - Land Ho
Lets Go - Land Ho
So yous a land ho
An I don't no man ho
Workin on your tan ho
Worth a hundred grand ho
Long legs on the river
Starting to quiver
She's gonna get splinters
Shiverring me timbers
I goes in with vigor
This land she's a giver
So deep in the fissure
And I aint a tipper
A sunset leading down to a buried treasure
We leave her on the beachhead to her displeasure
Land Ho
Cut in to that bush
Give that crevasse a look
Dip our sticks in that moosh
Land Ho
We pirates all know
That our spy glasses grow
Now our horns bout to blow
When I spot it
Land Ho
Then I got it
Land Ho
I hit it
Land Ho
Then I quit it
Land Ho
Get high like a mountain
Low like a valley
Lets Go - Land Ho
Lets Go - Land Ho
When I hear land ho
My looking glass grows
I leer at her pose
And peer head to toe
Want to swim in that grotto
Round the rim is my motto
It looks like a model
My barge in yer bottle
Dock me ship twixt the slicks
In that cavern that drips
Then look at those mounds
Get them in to my grips
Dive in that crag
Got this thing in a bag
I'm planting my flag
I'm that scallywag
Land Ho
Cut in to that bush
Give that crevasse a look
Dip our sticks in that moosh
Land Ho
We pirates all know
That our spy glasses grow
Now our horns bout to blow
When I spot it
Land Ho
Then I got it
Land Ho
I hit it
Land Ho
Then I quit it
Land Ho
Get high like a mountain
Low like a valley
Lets Go - Land Ho
Lets Go - Land Ho
Land Ho
Cut in to that bush
Give that crevasse a look
Dip our sticks in that moosh
Land Ho
We pirates all know
That our spy glasses grow
Now our horns bout to blow
When I spot it
Land Ho
Then I got it
Land Ho
I hit it
Land Ho
Then I quit it
Land Ho
Get high like a mountain
Low like a valley
Lets Go - Land Ho
Lets Go - Land Ho
So yous a land ho
An I don't no man ho
Workin on your tan ho
Worth a hundred grand ho
Long legs on the river
Starting to quiver
She's gonna get splinters
Shiverring me timbers
I goes in with vigor
This land she's a giver
So deep in the fissure
And I aint a tipper
A sunset leading down to a buried treasure
We leave her on the beachhead to her displeasure
Land Ho
Cut in to that bush
Give that crevasse a look
Dip our sticks in that moosh
Land Ho
We pirates all know
That our spy glasses grow
Now our horns bout to blow
When I spot it
Land Ho
Then I got it
Land Ho
I hit it
Land Ho
Then I quit it
Land Ho
Get high like a mountain
Low like a valley
Lets Go - Land Ho
Lets Go - Land Ho
When I hear land ho
My looking glass grows
I leer at her pose
And peer head to toe
Want to swim in that grotto
Round the rim is my motto
It looks like a model
My barge in yer bottle
Dock me ship twixt the slicks
In that cavern that drips
Then look at those mounds
Get them in to my grips
Dive in that crag
Got this thing in a bag
I'm planting my flag
I'm that scallywag
Land Ho
Cut in to that bush
Give that crevasse a look
Dip our sticks in that moosh
Land Ho
We pirates all know
That our spy glasses grow
Now our horns bout to blow
When I spot it
Land Ho
Then I got it
Land Ho
I hit it
Land Ho
Then I quit it
Land Ho
Get high like a mountain
Low like a valley
Lets Go - Land Ho
Lets Go - Land Ho