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Shit, I Dropped My Breakfast
by Justin Demers
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Well I woke up hungover cause I don't drink any water
Cause I'm stupid and I hate myself
But I did take a shower so I have just enough power
To get the taste of whiskey sour out of my fucking mouth
My credit card is still downtown
Don't think I blacked out but I might've browned
My eyes are one shade redder than the sun
Not bad for the first night of 21
So first I fry an egg and flip it just once
And pop in a bagel before I get the runs
And slap on the cheese and the ham and oh Christ
I slipped and I fell and burnt up my face
And now the other half of me is white
Well I woke up hungover cause I don't drink any water
Cause I'm stupid and I hate myself
But I did take a shower so I have just enough power
To get the taste of whiskey sour out of my fucking mouth
My credit card is still downtown
Don't think I blacked out but I might've browned
My eyes are one shade redder than the sun
Not bad for the first night of 21
So first I fry an egg and flip it just once
And pop in a bagel before I get the runs
And slap on the cheese and the ham and oh Christ
I slipped and I fell and burnt up my face
And now the other half of me is white
