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Toes
by SolarVerse
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Beat up the pussy, talkin Mike Tyson
Bitch scream so loud, neighbours think she dying
When I fuck a hoe think bout my granny
Since I was a boy, she gave the best handies
Went up to Bin Laden told him to suck on it
He said damn that sperm is succulent
My dad and I competing in a fap off
He hits me like a fucking Slap-Chop
Reminds me when he took my pants off
Filling girls with cream, they're a toaster strudel
Shaved my bush so it looks like a miniature poodle
I fuck girls without their approval
If you with me you know that's a rule
All my hoes attend primary school
My dick so big it needs a geographer
Nutting so fast it's off the speedometer
Yeah I know these songs are eccentric
That don't mean we need to be humble like Kendrick
Eating that boys ass like Michael Jackson
My crimes go away for a benefaction
Cooking meth in my basement, a master of chemical reaction
Fooled the police like I ran a play-action
Killing my family like Carol Baskin
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Sex with a man, it's super hot
Sex with a man, I have it alot
Your bitch look like a parking lot
I fuck your mom in a parking lot
Yup, yeah I did yeah I did
Huh
When I saw her ass I was crying
Sex with a hot man and his dick iss blinding
Shut your mouth bitch stop whining
Fuck her while she sleeps like Joe Biden
Yeah I have way more money than you
Red, white, and blue, those the colours of my poo
Don't discriminate have sex with men and women too
No matter what my friends say I'm gonna join the Klu
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Hit her from the back, this bitch is whack
Eat her out again, she gotta tell me when
Drove her round in the Benz
Can't believe she was ten
Oops I fucked all of her friends
She dried out my Cowper's Glands
Shawty's ass jiggled like some rubber bands
Thought I was hers she misunderstands
Yeah I'm Canadian, dripping in the sauce
Without it I'd be lost
I'ma win no matter the cost
Keep these hoes on the outside running HB Toss
Just like Jesus, pin em to the cross
I was raised Catholic now I'm not
Bitches blow me like I'm snot
Scoring in the sheets, easy like a foul shot
I don't hate you less your name is Portélance
That's my past experience
Je toue un bébé devant une audience
Si tu es stupide je n'ai pas de patience
Je ne prends pas de mal substance
Si tu me démolis tu vas voir les conséquences
Tu n'es plus qu'une nuisance
Beat up the pussy, talkin Mike Tyson
Bitch scream so loud, neighbours think she dying
When I fuck a hoe think bout my granny
Since I was a boy, she gave the best handies
Went up to Bin Laden told him to suck on it
He said damn that sperm is succulent
My dad and I competing in a fap off
He hits me like a fucking Slap-Chop
Reminds me when he took my pants off
Filling girls with cream, they're a toaster strudel
Shaved my bush so it looks like a miniature poodle
I fuck girls without their approval
If you with me you know that's a rule
All my hoes attend primary school
My dick so big it needs a geographer
Nutting so fast it's off the speedometer
Yeah I know these songs are eccentric
That don't mean we need to be humble like Kendrick
Eating that boys ass like Michael Jackson
My crimes go away for a benefaction
Cooking meth in my basement, a master of chemical reaction
Fooled the police like I ran a play-action
Killing my family like Carol Baskin
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Sex with a man, it's super hot
Sex with a man, I have it alot
Your bitch look like a parking lot
I fuck your mom in a parking lot
Yup, yeah I did yeah I did
Huh
When I saw her ass I was crying
Sex with a hot man and his dick iss blinding
Shut your mouth bitch stop whining
Fuck her while she sleeps like Joe Biden
Yeah I have way more money than you
Red, white, and blue, those the colours of my poo
Don't discriminate have sex with men and women too
No matter what my friends say I'm gonna join the Klu
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Nutting on these bad folks, lighting up some mad tokes
Not a lot of time goes by then I'll suck on mad toes
Hit her from the back, this bitch is whack
Eat her out again, she gotta tell me when
Drove her round in the Benz
Can't believe she was ten
Oops I fucked all of her friends
She dried out my Cowper's Glands
Shawty's ass jiggled like some rubber bands
Thought I was hers she misunderstands
Yeah I'm Canadian, dripping in the sauce
Without it I'd be lost
I'ma win no matter the cost
Keep these hoes on the outside running HB Toss
Just like Jesus, pin em to the cross
I was raised Catholic now I'm not
Bitches blow me like I'm snot
Scoring in the sheets, easy like a foul shot
I don't hate you less your name is Portélance
That's my past experience
Je toue un bébé devant une audience
Si tu es stupide je n'ai pas de patience
Je ne prends pas de mal substance
Si tu me démolis tu vas voir les conséquences
Tu n'es plus qu'une nuisance