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Press Release
by Ethan Torrance
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Capture the soul
Capture their heart
Give them the art
That's push to start
That's the dream
That's the fucking motto
Album Going platinum?
I'll take that over the lotto
Once this EP's out
That's the beginning
Putting songs out
Hundred
Thousand
Trillion
Word to Kanye
I don't want Calm Ye
I just want gather your thoughts and be fine Ye
2020 what a fucking decade
They took Chadwick Kobe Regis what a fucking downgrade
I feel like Harry being pulled down by the mermaids
The bouquet got away from the bridesmaid
Instead it was flipped upside down dismayed
On this very day, I'm making a promise
Shit gonna be fulfilled word to fucking Nostradamus
On my bullshit, it ain't the first time
Y'all remember Ethan Ryan? No?
That's fine
I took him while he sleeping
Threw him down the garbage disposal
Jacqui helped me bury him
I made her a proposal
Ima make her some money
And buy us a mansion someplace really sunny
And keep the fridge stocked with meat eggs veggies and honey
I'll capture your soul
I'll soundtrack your world
All the boys
All the girls
Come take a whirl
Sex game like my favourite candy Good n Plenty
I call her Jacqui Caesar cause she always hot and ready
Get home from the studio she made truffle spaghetti
How the fuck did I go and win this jackpot
Seth Rogen and Charlize Longshot
Everything in my brain combined into one thought
I better not see fake people try to run me up
Pull my cock out and piss all up in your double cup
I'm Double Stuffed
Goose tough
Got a blammo sitting in the back of my trunk
I'm like Ashton, try me you know you're getting Punk'd
Lemme call your mommy you need to be tucked
Ready to bare my fucking soul to the nation
Just do not leak my porno searches and masturbation
Tie you rappers up and film it now that is degradation
Always got my shirt off you should send me on vacation face it
Take a twirl
Take a whirl
Come inside my mind
lemme make you a cocktail
That's vodka with the lime
Mix it up Shake it for a special guest
Second I get on the chart I will buy a protect vest
Because I am naturally stressed
Without a target on my neck
Plus I'm all about the braggadocio
I really like to gloat
Next time you see me blasting my music in Forest Hill
Pull beside me and lemme sign a CD for your girl
I'm diseased
I'm disgusted
I'm unwell
Never seeing my Buby again cuz I'm going to hell
My hair gets darker every day like my beating heart
I picked the world up like I'm Herc now let's tear it apart
I'm gnarlier than Steve-O watching TIVO
Of little girls being t boned by a truck outside of BMO in Slow-mo
I never go slow
I never put out something that's not perfect
Perfectionist but my brain is like a circus
Feeling like I'm CGI just like Andy Serkis
This was fun now I'm ready to fuck up
Monsoon Season next for you fucking cunts
I'll capture your soul
I'll soundtrack your world
All the boys
All the girls
Come take a whirl
Capture the soul
Capture their heart
Give them the art
That's push to start
That's the dream
That's the fucking motto
Album Going platinum?
I'll take that over the lotto
Once this EP's out
That's the beginning
Putting songs out
Hundred
Thousand
Trillion
Word to Kanye
I don't want Calm Ye
I just want gather your thoughts and be fine Ye
2020 what a fucking decade
They took Chadwick Kobe Regis what a fucking downgrade
I feel like Harry being pulled down by the mermaids
The bouquet got away from the bridesmaid
Instead it was flipped upside down dismayed
On this very day, I'm making a promise
Shit gonna be fulfilled word to fucking Nostradamus
On my bullshit, it ain't the first time
Y'all remember Ethan Ryan? No?
That's fine
I took him while he sleeping
Threw him down the garbage disposal
Jacqui helped me bury him
I made her a proposal
Ima make her some money
And buy us a mansion someplace really sunny
And keep the fridge stocked with meat eggs veggies and honey
I'll capture your soul
I'll soundtrack your world
All the boys
All the girls
Come take a whirl
Sex game like my favourite candy Good n Plenty
I call her Jacqui Caesar cause she always hot and ready
Get home from the studio she made truffle spaghetti
How the fuck did I go and win this jackpot
Seth Rogen and Charlize Longshot
Everything in my brain combined into one thought
I better not see fake people try to run me up
Pull my cock out and piss all up in your double cup
I'm Double Stuffed
Goose tough
Got a blammo sitting in the back of my trunk
I'm like Ashton, try me you know you're getting Punk'd
Lemme call your mommy you need to be tucked
Ready to bare my fucking soul to the nation
Just do not leak my porno searches and masturbation
Tie you rappers up and film it now that is degradation
Always got my shirt off you should send me on vacation face it
Take a twirl
Take a whirl
Come inside my mind
lemme make you a cocktail
That's vodka with the lime
Mix it up Shake it for a special guest
Second I get on the chart I will buy a protect vest
Because I am naturally stressed
Without a target on my neck
Plus I'm all about the braggadocio
I really like to gloat
Next time you see me blasting my music in Forest Hill
Pull beside me and lemme sign a CD for your girl
I'm diseased
I'm disgusted
I'm unwell
Never seeing my Buby again cuz I'm going to hell
My hair gets darker every day like my beating heart
I picked the world up like I'm Herc now let's tear it apart
I'm gnarlier than Steve-O watching TIVO
Of little girls being t boned by a truck outside of BMO in Slow-mo
I never go slow
I never put out something that's not perfect
Perfectionist but my brain is like a circus
Feeling like I'm CGI just like Andy Serkis
This was fun now I'm ready to fuck up
Monsoon Season next for you fucking cunts
I'll capture your soul
I'll soundtrack your world
All the boys
All the girls
Come take a whirl