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If I Had a Dime
by Kyley Styles
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I’m here to explain to you doctor, what’s wrong with my pride
‘Cause something keeps burning inside
And it’s breaking my heart and it’s tearing me apart every night
Man, I can’t go to sleep, ‘cause I’ve tried
I just leave the light on think about
Where I think she is tonight, and if her hair is shining bright
And what’s that new sparkle that’s in her eyes
It must mean I’m not on her mind – big surprise
If I had a dime for every time that she touched another guy
I might have 5 dollars or more
Oh, I’m not sure, depends where her conscience hides
When I believed her most of the time
But everybody lies, oh everybody lies
I’m here to explain to you doctor, what’s wrong with my head
Cause I felt like crying instead
When she said the world might be better off if I woke up dead
Man I sure miss sleeping in her sweet bed
I just leave the light on to think about
Where I think she is tonight, and what she wears when going out
And from dusk ‘till it dawns on me, there’s no doubt
That girl ain’t thinking of me now - wow
If I had a dime for every time that she kissed another guy
I might have a dollar or more
Woah, well I’m not sure, depends where her conscience hides
When I believed her most of the time
But everybody lies, oh, everybody lies
I love you, I hate you, I miss you, get out of my house
‘Cause I’m better off without you
I can’t wait to be with you, boy, I wouldn’t dare to kiss you – EW
Make up your mind and your mouth
If I had a dime for every time that she fucked another guy
She’d say that I’d just make no cents
Well no offense, but I’m not dense – it’s in her eyes
I believed her most of the time
But if I had a dime for every time that she wished that I would die
I might be a millionaire
Oh is that not fair, well should I care, were you polite?
When I believed you most of the time, but everybody lies
I’m here to explain to you doctor, what’s wrong with my pride
‘Cause something keeps burning inside
And it’s breaking my heart and it’s tearing me apart every night
Man, I can’t go to sleep, ‘cause I’ve tried
I just leave the light on think about
Where I think she is tonight, and if her hair is shining bright
And what’s that new sparkle that’s in her eyes
It must mean I’m not on her mind – big surprise
If I had a dime for every time that she touched another guy
I might have 5 dollars or more
Oh, I’m not sure, depends where her conscience hides
When I believed her most of the time
But everybody lies, oh everybody lies
I’m here to explain to you doctor, what’s wrong with my head
Cause I felt like crying instead
When she said the world might be better off if I woke up dead
Man I sure miss sleeping in her sweet bed
I just leave the light on to think about
Where I think she is tonight, and what she wears when going out
And from dusk ‘till it dawns on me, there’s no doubt
That girl ain’t thinking of me now - wow
If I had a dime for every time that she kissed another guy
I might have a dollar or more
Woah, well I’m not sure, depends where her conscience hides
When I believed her most of the time
But everybody lies, oh, everybody lies
I love you, I hate you, I miss you, get out of my house
‘Cause I’m better off without you
I can’t wait to be with you, boy, I wouldn’t dare to kiss you – EW
Make up your mind and your mouth
If I had a dime for every time that she fucked another guy
She’d say that I’d just make no cents
Well no offense, but I’m not dense – it’s in her eyes
I believed her most of the time
But if I had a dime for every time that she wished that I would die
I might be a millionaire
Oh is that not fair, well should I care, were you polite?
When I believed you most of the time, but everybody lies
