Song parody of
Transylvania's for Suckers
by Billy Creepshow
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The children of the night, what sweet music they make
I have awaken from bloodless rest
To welcome my German guest
He has traveled from a great nation
To this Carpathian destination
First we'll drain you of your blood
Then we'll take everything you love
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers
Thomas awakes in the middle of the night
And notices my hungry bite
But there's nothing you can do
Once you're food for Nosferatu
First we'll drain you of you blood
Then we'll take everything you love
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers
Motherfuckers, motherfuckers, motherfuckers
I am immortal, shall know no end
Eternal dusks to arise from my coffin
I must go and catch a flight
And christen thee thy children of the bite
First we'll drain you of your blood
Then we'll take everything you love
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers
I will never fear the mortal grave
Patron saint of the depraved
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers
Motherfuckers, motherfuckers, motherfuckers
The children of the night, what sweet music they make
I have awaken from bloodless rest
To welcome my German guest
He has traveled from a great nation
To this Carpathian destination
First we'll drain you of your blood
Then we'll take everything you love
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers
Thomas awakes in the middle of the night
And notices my hungry bite
But there's nothing you can do
Once you're food for Nosferatu
First we'll drain you of you blood
Then we'll take everything you love
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers
Motherfuckers, motherfuckers, motherfuckers
I am immortal, shall know no end
Eternal dusks to arise from my coffin
I must go and catch a flight
And christen thee thy children of the bite
First we'll drain you of your blood
Then we'll take everything you love
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers
I will never fear the mortal grave
Patron saint of the depraved
'Cuz Transylvania's for suckers, motherfuckers
Motherfuckers, motherfuckers, motherfuckers
