Song parody of
I Can't Fucking Read
by Ghosts on a Trampoline
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I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
Yeah you think I can read, no bitch I can't
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
I can't read, bitch I can't read yeah
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
You think I can read, frankly I cannot
Only word I know how to spell is THOT
I cannot read, you already know though
Tryna fuck a number, let them digits flow flow
Let this fuckin' dick grow, pass the calculator
I hope the alphabet, dies on ventilator
Numbers plus numbers, the number gets greater
Numbers times numbers, number accelerator
Give me all the money, number accumulator
Bitch I can't read, please don't put no
Magnets on my goddamn refrigerator, later
I'ma pop shuvit, I am not a skater
Roly poly roly poly
I am not a slater, my number is greater
Reading is for haters, I like J. Cole
Because he's illiterate, shoes on in my house
How inconsiderate, still can't fucking read
I'm a degenerate, fuck the constitution
It's illegitimate, recommend a book
I am indifferent, I am uneducated
Like the Confederate, fuck a warning label
On my cigarettes, at bible study drunk
And I'm belligerent, I'm reading this verse
I am a hypocrite, this beat ignores
My bars are ignorant, my bars are ignorant
But I'm in love with red like I'm fucking Kate Middleton
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
Yeah you think I can read, no bitch I can't
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
I can't read, bitch I can't read yeah
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
読み物など
読みたくはない
雑誌 漫画
読んだことはない
読み方なんて
知る訳ない
子供物語まで読めない
一点都不要读书
任何书我不想读
又一次说是读书
拉肚子感觉要吐
The public education system needs a lot of work
The public education system needs a lot of work
The public education system needs a lot of work
The public education system needs a lot of work
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
Yeah you think I can read, no bitch I can't
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
I can't read, bitch I can't read yeah
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
You think I can read, frankly I cannot
Only word I know how to spell is THOT
I cannot read, you already know though
Tryna fuck a number, let them digits flow flow
Let this fuckin' dick grow, pass the calculator
I hope the alphabet, dies on ventilator
Numbers plus numbers, the number gets greater
Numbers times numbers, number accelerator
Give me all the money, number accumulator
Bitch I can't read, please don't put no
Magnets on my goddamn refrigerator, later
I'ma pop shuvit, I am not a skater
Roly poly roly poly
I am not a slater, my number is greater
Reading is for haters, I like J. Cole
Because he's illiterate, shoes on in my house
How inconsiderate, still can't fucking read
I'm a degenerate, fuck the constitution
It's illegitimate, recommend a book
I am indifferent, I am uneducated
Like the Confederate, fuck a warning label
On my cigarettes, at bible study drunk
And I'm belligerent, I'm reading this verse
I am a hypocrite, this beat ignores
My bars are ignorant, my bars are ignorant
But I'm in love with red like I'm fucking Kate Middleton
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read
He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read
Yeah you think I can read, no bitch I can't
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
I can't read, bitch I can't read yeah
He can't read, he can't read, he can't read
読み物など
読みたくはない
雑誌 漫画
読んだことはない
読み方なんて
知る訳ない
子供物語まで読めない
一点都不要读书
任何书我不想读
又一次说是读书
拉肚子感觉要吐
The public education system needs a lot of work
The public education system needs a lot of work
The public education system needs a lot of work
The public education system needs a lot of work