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I Can't Fucking Read

by Ghosts on a Trampoline

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I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read Yeah you think I can read, no bitch I can't He can't read, he can't read, he can't read I can't read, bitch I can't read yeah He can't read, he can't read, he can't read I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read You think I can read, frankly I cannot Only word I know how to spell is THOT I cannot read, you already know though Tryna fuck a number, let them digits flow flow Let this fuckin' dick grow, pass the calculator I hope the alphabet, dies on ventilator Numbers plus numbers, the number gets greater Numbers times numbers, number accelerator Give me all the money, number accumulator Bitch I can't read, please don't put no Magnets on my goddamn refrigerator, later I'ma pop shuvit, I am not a skater Roly poly roly poly I am not a slater, my number is greater Reading is for haters, I like J. Cole Because he's illiterate, shoes on in my house How inconsiderate, still can't fucking read I'm a degenerate, fuck the constitution It's illegitimate, recommend a book I am indifferent, I am uneducated Like the Confederate, fuck a warning label On my cigarettes, at bible study drunk And I'm belligerent, I'm reading this verse I am a hypocrite, this beat ignores My bars are ignorant, my bars are ignorant But I'm in love with red like I'm fucking Kate Middleton I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read I can't fuckin' read bitch you know I can't read He can't read, he can't read, yeah he can't read Yeah you think I can read, no bitch I can't He can't read, he can't read, he can't read I can't read, bitch I can't read yeah He can't read, he can't read, he can't read 読み物など 読みたくはない 雑誌 漫画 読んだことはない 読み方なんて 知る訳ない 子供物語まで読めない 一点都不要读书 任何书我不想读 又一次说是读书 拉肚子感觉要吐 The public education system needs a lot of work The public education system needs a lot of work The public education system needs a lot of work The public education system needs a lot of work

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