Aldi (Freestyle)

Hmm... a freestyle about Aldi Why not fuck it I muzzle collect the royalties Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Aye I walk into Aldi I saw a couple of elderly I said did they help and they said they were fine and I got all my items A few hours lately I went somewhere to dine Then I went home to opened a packet of chips and turn on the tv And there goes another Aldi ade Saying alcohol is on special now Gotta head over there tomorrow and stock up Before I leave the house I need to lock up I look at time on my phone now And I gotta to go to sleep Yeah Wake the fuck up it's 4 o'clock Time to get some more alcohol Yeah go to Aldi Fuck it i'm here I muzzle buy more stuff while I'm here I'll get a packet of chips Packet of eclipse Coffee cream Maybe a supreme pizza Will this bottle be enough for tonight for everyone I don't know let's go back to the liqaure section See whats on special Hmm... Jim Bean, Baileys, Country Cream, Calton Dry What should I buy? Corna? No thank you ill pass Toilet paper yeah I need some Gotta go to the service desk to get a role Finally, get out of Aldi Yeah Let go home and get this party started On the way home I see people driving an Audi Going to Aldi Leaving the Aldi car park It looks like everyone going to be smashed tonight The amount of drinks they are storing in their car is insane Yeah Everyone is getting lose tonight Getting smashed on Friday Non-stop during the weekend Yeah Aldi seems to the be the hot spot When you drink to much you have a warm stomach Yeah let's get some hot scotch Aye There's a reason why they have a picture of a skeleton on dangerous things I guess alcohol? But more... chili sauce But alcohol is a killer Yeah I think I might have chicken tomorrow night Aldi seems to the place to be The prices are cheap and they have their own brand But I like store that have everything that's just me Sorry Aldi this freestyle was a challenge