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White Flag
by Dan Bauer
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Dad's waving the white flag 'cause he thinks it's just too much
To get up and start the day, get up and start the day
I want to say I helped him, but, hey what can I do
Get up and lock the cabinets, get up and hide the food
We all got free will and I guess that's what he chose
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Now he's fucking sick and mom's fucking sick of it
Hope she don't wave the white flag, too, 'cause she's the only one I love
Except my brother and the dog. Just the above
Now they're choosing apathy
Everyone but me
Dad's waving the white flag and, mom, don't you see it, too
Don't you hear when he puffs up the stairs? Come on, I know you do
Don't you see the wrappers he's hiding and the pretzel crumbs in the seats
Want to admit it's true? 'Cause now we in the ICU
Didn't you feel when he fell down the steps? 'Cause that shit it shook the house
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Kind of like I did that time when I opened my mouth
And called him every name that I thought you and his sisters should
Co-workers, too, but he lost his job. Shit, now he might lose his foot
Ain't nobody notice but me
We can't just let this be
And if you can, then I guess
I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
I'm wrong
Oh, oh, oh
They're all waving the white flag and I guess I'm seeing why
By now they've shot all the rounds their sympathy supplied
They've probably been here before, cussing him out under their breath
The ROI's some peanuts, so why reinvest
And maybe I'm getting there, too, but for now we all see the Cokes
Ooh, ooh, ooh, he didn't tell the docs about, so who else wants to clear their throat
What? Nobody but me
We can't just let this be
And if you can, then I guess
I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong.Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Dad's waving the white flag 'cause he thinks it's just too much
To get up and start the day, get up and start the day
I want to say I helped him, but, hey what can I do
Get up and lock the cabinets, get up and hide the food
We all got free will and I guess that's what he chose
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Now he's fucking sick and mom's fucking sick of it
Hope she don't wave the white flag, too, 'cause she's the only one I love
Except my brother and the dog. Just the above
Now they're choosing apathy
Everyone but me
Dad's waving the white flag and, mom, don't you see it, too
Don't you hear when he puffs up the stairs? Come on, I know you do
Don't you see the wrappers he's hiding and the pretzel crumbs in the seats
Want to admit it's true? 'Cause now we in the ICU
Didn't you feel when he fell down the steps? 'Cause that shit it shook the house
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Kind of like I did that time when I opened my mouth
And called him every name that I thought you and his sisters should
Co-workers, too, but he lost his job. Shit, now he might lose his foot
Ain't nobody notice but me
We can't just let this be
And if you can, then I guess
I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
I'm wrong
Oh, oh, oh
They're all waving the white flag and I guess I'm seeing why
By now they've shot all the rounds their sympathy supplied
They've probably been here before, cussing him out under their breath
The ROI's some peanuts, so why reinvest
And maybe I'm getting there, too, but for now we all see the Cokes
Ooh, ooh, ooh, he didn't tell the docs about, so who else wants to clear their throat
What? Nobody but me
We can't just let this be
And if you can, then I guess
I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong.Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm a douchebag and a dickhead
He told y'all what's been said
So guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
Guess I'm wrong
