No Veggies

Ice cream epic Epic ice cream man i might be ready (Or you might be in heaven) I knew i was selling out when i was only selling out the ice cream chevy (No vegetables) No veggies My momma said to eat a carrot but im scared of it These veggies are nefarious Im serious They're making me delirious Beware of this asparagus Watch out cuz winters coming in the summer Thats the coldness in the sun Go get your mom and get some money from her If she said to eat a carrot tell her that youre scared of it Im serious these veggies are nefarious Beware of this asparagus Beware of this asparagus and if youre unaware of it Your dad is probably cooking it your grandmas probably paring it The entire extended family is probably sharing it Soon it'll be on the radio waves I hear they're airing it Im telling you its bad just dont experiment You should be fearin it You should be steerin clear of it And most of all you shouldn't stare at it Its not like that soft serve spearmint The wildlife got to it first and now they wonder where the deer went There's bears on the chairlifts the hares are all hairless Suffice to say that somethings wrong But oo we're serving dusk to dawn They dont see us coming even when we got the blinkers on And we got the stickers on With ice cream on the same level the clippers on I feel like phelps with flippers on And i still got my slippers on And I still eat some scoops a day I still keep my limbs's strong And yall gon miss us when we're gone Ice cream epic Epic ice cream man i might be ready (Or you might be in heaven) I knew i was selling out when i was only selling out the ice cream chevy (No vegetables) No veggies My momma said to eat a carrot but im scared of it These veggies are nefarious Im serious They're making me delirious Beware of this asparagus I guess the colds coming in it says it in the leaves Good things come in trees how bout the breeze Catch the cold and im about to sneeze Catch the mold and shut us down that would never be me Peanut butter pandamonium got nothing on our cream Where we get the funds from? investors on our team empty all the piggy banks, ice cream man's dream whatcha know about that? mothers lending green parked on the scene, if you know what i mean En español estamos vendiendo por fin And Im just living dreams Catch me driving by the house selling all the creams Milkin all the cows I can name every ingredient Spillin all the beans we come to you so its convenient And well never ask an employee to be obedient Our cones stay leaning 'cause our scoop size is lenient They're hitting us up now and were milkin our cows down It's our territory if youre talking bout downtown These veggies are nefarious it says it in the pyramids The same way that they stare at us they looked at the barbarians That's what I've been sayin, it could make em go insane, If they eat too many veggies they'll be bashin on the brain Even if they want it plain even if they want it stale Even if they need an extra push to get em off the kale to kill the epidemic Ice cream epic Epic ice cream man i might be ready (Or you might be in heaven) I knew i was selling out when i was only selling out the ice cream chevy (No vegetables) No veggies My momma said to eat a carrot but im scared of it These veggies are nefarious Im serious They're making me delirious Beware of this asparagus