Sweatpants

Oh sweatpants Everybody’s wearing sweatpants I haven’t changed in like 3 whole days Oh sweatpants, sweatpants, sweatpants Everybody’s wearing sweatpants I hope and pray for better days Man I hate this quarantine I haven’t shaved in weeks And who the fuck knows the next time I’ll brush my teeth My hair's never been longer My scent's never been stronger I really need a charger to FaceTime all my friends and I still don’t know what day it is I haven’t been outside I gotta do a grocery run but I’m too scared to die I know I’m only 30 but I know I’m not exempt Man, why won’t everyone be socially distant In sweatpants Everybody’s wearing sweatpants I haven’t changed in like 3 whole days Oh sweatpants, sweatpants, sweatpants Everybody’s wearing sweatpants I hope and pray we’ll see better days, yeah Now it's Day 25, I’m still stuck inside I can’t even remember the last time I took a drive The trails are all closed The beaches are shut down My anxiety is through the roof and nobody's around What happened to the good old days when we used to high five (Woo!) Gather in large crowds Hit a blunt ride This the new reality we hangin' out on Zoom Man, I remember when I used to really like my room Now we’re in Sweatpants Everybody’s wearing sweatpants I haven’t changed in like 8 whole days Oh sweatpants, sweatpants, sweatpants Everybody’s wearing sweatpants Man I hope and pray we’ll see better days, yeah So stay away from me Put your mask on when you leave I wanna be done with this damn quarantine We'll get through this together if we just try But for now I need all my friends to stay inside And put on sweatpants! Everybody wear your sweatpants Please don’t change for like 3 whole days Keep on your sweatpants Keep wearing fuckin' sweatpants! It's the only way we'll see better days, yeah! "Yo Bro!" "Hey Sis!" "Yo those sweatpants look pretty sick man" "Yeah your's look pretty cozy" "Well yeah, I've been wearing them for like 8 days They better be" "Facts" Sweatpants