I Won't Die If You Leave (I Will Die If You Leave)

As I scroll through Facebook and Instagram I see that everyone is partying Having a good time Suddenly I become acutely aware of the silence that surrounds me That's right I'm having an old fashion pity party Whether it's being new in town or because of my age or some other unknown factor I feel like I'm no longer the desired commodity I once was I now find myself faced with a decision Welcome the warm embrace of irrelevance Or I don't know, maybe something more proactive I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave Maybe I'll join a book club I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave Or a soup group are those a thing I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave I could take up improv I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave Could that get me out of my shell Sometimes I feel like my gift for small talk has decayed with age Like I use to be really really good at small talk And now Every conversation I have devolves into stilted awkwardness And I find myself asking Is it me Is it me Is it them Is it them Is it me Is it me Is it them Is it them It's me I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave What if I just left the house for once I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave How about getting involved in local politics I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave I should go to a sound bath I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave Is this vegan Let's die I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave I won't die if you leave I will die if you leave