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Watchin' All the Young Girls Dance
by Gerry Mosby
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Watchin' All The Young Girls Dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Hey
Well I'm sittin' at the bar they're playin' Lyle Lovett
I'm doin' next to nothin' and a whole lot of it
Now they're crankin' Johnny Paycheck's
'Take This Job and Shove It'
The girls go a little crazy
Yeah they're dancin' in a line and they're howlin' at the moon
They're rootin' and they're tootin' to a boot scootin' tune
No it's never too late and it's never to soon
For an eyeful o' fun, I'm not the only one
Gettin' kicks 'til the night is done
Ain't that a kick in the pants a-watchin' all the young girls dance?
Ain't that a poke in the eye when they Tennessee Waltz on by?
Ain't that a blow to the head?
You could pretty near pass for dead, sittin' there in a trance
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Hey
Well my throat's still dry, I drink another rye
Got a burnin' and a yearnin' and a twinkle in my eye
Hearin' Toby Keith Urban or some other guy
Drivin' the girls all crazy
Well I want a bit o' that but I'm not where it's at
Drive a sloppy old jalopy, live alone with the cat
Still I wanna take a chance and have a last dance
With an eyeful o' fun, I'm not the only one
Gettin' kicks 'til the night is done
Ain't that a kick in the pants a-watchin' all the young girls dance?
Ain't that a poke in the eye when they Tennessee Waltz on by?
Ain't that a blow to the head?
You could pretty near pass for dead, sittin' there in a trance
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Hey
Well the fillies are kickin' but this chicken's goin' home to roost
I'm waitin' in the car cuz I need another boost
Tried to buy me a dance but my butt was goosed
By an eyeful o' fun, I'm not the only one
Gettin' kicked when the night is done
Ain't that a kick in the pants a-watchin' all the young girls dance?
Ain't that a poke in the eye when they Tennessee Waltz on by?
Ain't that a blow to the head?
You could pretty near pass for dead, sittin' there in a trance
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Hey
Watchin' All The Young Girls Dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Hey
Well I'm sittin' at the bar they're playin' Lyle Lovett
I'm doin' next to nothin' and a whole lot of it
Now they're crankin' Johnny Paycheck's
'Take This Job and Shove It'
The girls go a little crazy
Yeah they're dancin' in a line and they're howlin' at the moon
They're rootin' and they're tootin' to a boot scootin' tune
No it's never too late and it's never to soon
For an eyeful o' fun, I'm not the only one
Gettin' kicks 'til the night is done
Ain't that a kick in the pants a-watchin' all the young girls dance?
Ain't that a poke in the eye when they Tennessee Waltz on by?
Ain't that a blow to the head?
You could pretty near pass for dead, sittin' there in a trance
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Hey
Well my throat's still dry, I drink another rye
Got a burnin' and a yearnin' and a twinkle in my eye
Hearin' Toby Keith Urban or some other guy
Drivin' the girls all crazy
Well I want a bit o' that but I'm not where it's at
Drive a sloppy old jalopy, live alone with the cat
Still I wanna take a chance and have a last dance
With an eyeful o' fun, I'm not the only one
Gettin' kicks 'til the night is done
Ain't that a kick in the pants a-watchin' all the young girls dance?
Ain't that a poke in the eye when they Tennessee Waltz on by?
Ain't that a blow to the head?
You could pretty near pass for dead, sittin' there in a trance
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Hey
Well the fillies are kickin' but this chicken's goin' home to roost
I'm waitin' in the car cuz I need another boost
Tried to buy me a dance but my butt was goosed
By an eyeful o' fun, I'm not the only one
Gettin' kicked when the night is done
Ain't that a kick in the pants a-watchin' all the young girls dance?
Ain't that a poke in the eye when they Tennessee Waltz on by?
Ain't that a blow to the head?
You could pretty near pass for dead, sittin' there in a trance
Watchin' all the young girls dance
Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo, Woo Hoo
Hey
