Involuntary Manslaughter

Listen here, you gotta believe me When I say it was an accident I mean it Now dammit, just free me! I’m behind these bars, but I can still drop all these bars But here’s what happened, officer And then you’ll see why this situation is so off color Cause I really didn’t mean it I was just distracted and it was an awful accident So allow me to begin There I was, Driving home from work After a long, hard night answering to some dumb dork Snowing hard, roads covered with ice Wheels spin on the ground like a ton of little mice It’s suffice, though, so away I go Leave the parking lot, slide off to the left part of the road It goes to show that "Shit, I’m in danger!" "I gotta get home quick!" Just about to stop at an intersection But the road is still slippery, like someone tried to mop But then this wack song starts playing on the stereo, I gotta change it though Look down, hit fast forward And I don’t like the next one I don’t want to listen to The Game, I’m all about that little guy named Wayne "What a shame!" So right there, I look up It’s too late, slam the breaks But I slide right into them "Who?" A young couple, man They were driving home, real late again But wait, whats this Are they dead, oh, shit Steering wheel went right through this bitches face (I'm dying) That’s just so crazy! Fuck, but man, I had no clue what to do So this is what ensues I call the cop and he pulls up to an abrupt stop “Whats going on here?” I swear! It wasn’t me Well it was, but, I was changing the song to Panini I take a look at the bodies, they’re covered in blood Shit this a real shame, let’s burry 'em in the mud ("What did you just say?") Shoutout to N.W.A., If it ain’t rough (Haha) I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter So here I give, just one last kiss To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time And he don’t know when he’ll return Bye now Off to the penitentiary And I’ve already been shanked a total of three Times, I’m in some pain Fat mexican fella rapes me and he came In my ass, "How is this legal?" I ask This is about as far from cute, like a beagle Now I can’t see a movie at the Regal And to think this is happening in the land of the eagle It's a mystery to me (Hey, man, stop looking at me, I'm trying to pee) Fuckin' pervert Anyways, where were we, oh right I was at jail for the killing of three They had a kid apparently Four, if we count the car My pretty little thing So I’m stuck here, now, with the blame And now I’m famous, in shambles Takes quite the toll on my health Getting raped like clockwork (Ring, ring) It’s shower time! “Come on big boy, you’re all mine” Ah, I cry! Fat Joe trying to rape me, not again Would've thought he got enough after dinner last night Quite the appetite, but it's alright Anyways, where were we I sprint away, to a land far far away But not a galaxy, a solitary confinement I’m stuck with my thoughts, stuck in these drawers Lyrics getting heavy, but I maxed out at 80 Now some guy walks around, he’s saying “Pay me” I tell him that’s shady So he says “You already know what my name is!” What he didn’t know is how hard this game is Like Les Mis, it’s a work of art Dude thinks I got money, Must’ve gotten high off the prison honey Right in, there he goes Sticks his hand up my ass and starts to fish And I’m all like bitch What the hell are you doing You know I ain’t down for screwing All the stuff down there is poo and Some old receipts, maybe some beats But, only the ones I listen to while I beat my meat Later that night I don’t have covers, I’m getting the shivers And now missing a liver It’s Quite the endeavor Never and ever, again I’ve been done in too many times at this place I’ve been beaten with a mace, right in the face But I keep it up pace, cause I’m in this for the race Shit, what's this? Tripped by my own lace So I bend over to tie it Worst mistake I ever made Because children, I’d stop listening if I were you You probably love life a lot more than I do This motherfucker starts to rape me Take advantage of me like I do to babies Gotta be dreaming, this guys got rabies I’m not gay! I’m not into a guy piece Haven’t been, since the 90’s When I got speeding on the highways But then it was only a ticket Breezy, look at me now And to think this happened because I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter So here I give, just one last kiss To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time And he don’t know when he’ll return Bye now Okay, where were we, where were we Oh that's right So won’t you just mind this Your own business, 'Fore you get up in this I’m Moana, 'cause I’m wondering "How far will you go?" Man I don’t know I’m hoping he doesn’t try to blow me After he’s done with this whole thing It’s remarkable, what he can do this with his ding-a-ling Come on, why couldn’t we at least have a fling, first Always up in my prison purse But it just gets worse and worse It's a curse There I am, eating lunch all alone, chewing yams Then some guy who’s big like Bam Comes up to me, “Hey how are you, ever seen an asshole bleed?” So I flee! Away! Like leaving dinner early, so you don’t to pay Motherfucker starts chasing me down Catches up, guess he’s in town Now I gotta think of some noun to rhyme, no words Can describe the pain I felt We’re talking a whole 12 inches This ain’t no trip to the beaches! You leeches!, always sucking last drop of cum out of me Anal was mediocre, like Double D Pizza, out here in Broomfield But still better than the meal We given here, eating it as a dare Don’t like me? It’s the bare Truth, I turn blue, shoutout to my boys at Duke I puke, the next day I sit in bed feeling so fuckin' gay Getting raped on the daily This guy wants to turn my dick to a painting How amazing Jesus, I need to get out of here Luckily, my sentence was only 2 years I’m just going to steer right straight clear Because the end is somewhat near And we can just pray I never have to come back here, again I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter So here I give, just one last kiss To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time And he don’t know when he’ll return Bye now Yes, to answer your question I did make a song about prison rape And have it be all about these guys, who masturbate At a shitty old Motel 8 Call it some bate, for these hos Who get all this hate, what are those Like we said back in 13, but now we 30 (Not true) Look, man, I had a verse written but, you know what I'm just done with this song It's been like, what, 7 fuckin' minutes long That's like, no, what I'm just fuckin' done You know what, I'm in jail, I'm dead, bye I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter I killed, some people, right But see, I’m innocent, right Involuntary manslaughter But I’m no worse than that Harry Potter So here I give, just one last kiss To my fans, cause Connor’s leaving for a real long time And he don’t know when he’ll return Bye now