Song parody of
Toilet Seat Blues
by Syntax Valley
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Were you expecting a river of blood at your doorstep today?
Did the gates of hell open, and Satan himself said "enjoy your stay"?
The thunder and lightning gave life to the monster that you ignored
It's tearing down buildings, breaking their windows, and so much more
When the world around you crumbles, and you haven't got a clue
It's best to take shelter on the toilet seat blues
The stress of the world has gotten you curled up in a ball
You're seeing faces laughing at you in the ceilings and walls
You're trying to run but it feels like you're stuck in 60 pounds of shit
You can't go to sleep because your brain's on repeat, you've had
Enough of it
Your nights are going nowhere, what more are you to do
Why not bang your head against the toilet seat blues
When all you see is tragedy and terror in the news
Release what's filling you up in the toilet seat blues
Were you expecting a river of blood at your doorstep today?
Did the gates of hell open, and Satan himself said "enjoy your stay"?
The thunder and lightning gave life to the monster that you ignored
It's tearing down buildings, breaking their windows, and so much more
When the world around you crumbles, and you haven't got a clue
It's best to take shelter on the toilet seat blues
The stress of the world has gotten you curled up in a ball
You're seeing faces laughing at you in the ceilings and walls
You're trying to run but it feels like you're stuck in 60 pounds of shit
You can't go to sleep because your brain's on repeat, you've had
Enough of it
Your nights are going nowhere, what more are you to do
Why not bang your head against the toilet seat blues
When all you see is tragedy and terror in the news
Release what's filling you up in the toilet seat blues
