I Hate College

Next frat boy think he hot shit then that nigga getting hayzed It ain't nothing, hit my roommate up, that nigga getting tased Treat his sweetheart like a Krispy Kream, that bitch is getting glazed Get you lit up in the day time like that nigga at a dage I don't wanna hear no dance remix DJ I'm tryna rage And fuck a lecture professor I'm tryna turn up on a stage Wanna get paid tuition and that's my new minimum wage But let me head to class real quick because a nigga running late I really thought that I would dropout but I guess that was phase I'm almost done and time was flying I was high like everyday If that money comes here knocking go tell Ben I'm on my way And tell the dean to kiss my ass they got us working like some slaves Making progress on my major still don't know what I'm gon' do On the weekends I be geeking but somehow I make I through 2 years down and 2 to go too many bitches I can't choose But my bro's ain't never changin tell them turn me up some Cruz Hit the boys up invite some bitches and get the booze If we don't know you don't pull up cause that's way too many dudes If there's a problem we gon' pop him Send that pussy nigga home Tell his girlfriend she can stay and watch her nigga leave alone Next frat boy think he hot shit then that nigga getting hayzed It ain't nothing, hit my roommate up, that nigga getting tased Treat his sweetheart like a Krispy Kream, that bitch is getting glazed Get you lit up in the day time like that nigga at a dage I don't wanna hear no dance remix DJ I'm tryna rage And fuck a lecture professor I'm tryna turn up on a stage Wanna get paid tuition and that's my new minimum wage But let me head to class real quick because a nigga running late Pull up on me baby girl because I'm such a loner Fill the wood up with that good stuff I'm a heavy stoner Neighbors know I got that loud but she's a crazy moaner She gave me head I killed the pussy she's an organ donor Why does college cost so much because this shit is easy Go ahead and peep the transcripts if you don't believe me My gpa a 3.3 and I study briefly Briefly meaning not at all finessing every evening Bitches do my homework Then give me that dome work Today's lessons chemistry Chromosomes on her shirt Niggas cappin all chirp My school colors gold and purp I'm a bully to the pussy Like an athlete to a nerd Probably learned a thing or 2 every semester The baddest bitches be the basic ones with Greek letters Also did a lot of shit that I can't remember This is the time I'll find a wife Sike nigga never I don't fuck with nobody and I barely know your name When we met we were drunk but now we sober not the same I promise you not special and you not as poppin as you claim They know me I don't know them I guess that guess I'm kinda new to fame Got arrested in the winter like it's cuffing season I was cold hearted before but now a nigga freezing Recorded all my wrongs so you can play back all my secrets Ask me why I don't fuck with you give you 13 reasons Next frat boy think he hot shit then that nigga getting hayzed It ain't nothing, hit my roommate up, that nigga getting tased Treat his sweetheart like a Krispy Kream, that bitch is getting glazed Get you lit up in the day time like that nigga at a dage I don't wanna hear no dance remix DJ I'm tryna rage And fuck a lecture professor I'm tryna turn up on a stage Wanna get paid tuition and that's my new minimum wage But let me head to class real quick because a nigga running late