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Missionary (feat. Feelings for Pandas & Andy Killa)
by Lil' Nut
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YoooImma be real
I like to dance dirty sometimes
If you picking up what i’m throwin down
Walkin up, pants down
Boutta make a bitch drown
Bend over, make way for me
Got the tesla autopilot
Road head, that’s the style
I’m an adventurer, searching for the spot of g (Ay)
I’m a groundskeeper cuz I got the hoes
I’ll make that shit spray as you tug on my hose
Damn that good Is what you hearin me say
Bitch, drown my life out like the Chesapeake Bay
(OOOH!)
I LIKE TO FUCK
Hittin the back as you tug on my nuts
I ain’t fuckin worried bout what the people will say
All that fuckin matters is that they know i’m not gay
Which, of course is not true
I am very very straight
I like women. I like women
Droppin all these beats like i drop my bitches
Hoppin in the benz ignoring all the fuckin stitches
Don’t text me back unless I wanna eat your ass
You think that we’re a fuckin thing? Yeah Imma have to pass
Mom! Dad! Stop calling my phone!I’ll be home for dinner after she sucks my bone!
Okay! What do you not get about that? Fuck!
I came in my pants
It’s all in there
I gotta clean it up
Cuz oh boy it’s sticky
I don’t like missionary
It’s really fuckin scary
Cuz i gotta move myself
Like da elf on da shelf
I like to bust loads
In the parking lot at lowe’s
Cuz i got all the hoes
Watch how it grows
Yo fuck! I LIKE TO FUCKING FUCK!
Now shut your mouth now open it so i can fuck it
Choke on my dick like its fuckin cyanide
Don’t wear a condom cuz i got too much pride
Suck it up, fuck it up, drink up my cum (gross)
I’m on yo bitch like drummer boy, parum bum bum bum bum (Bros)
I bring my fuckin homies too they’ll have some fuckin fun
I’ll smash that ass for cash call me a fuckin doordash
(OOOH!)
WE LIKE TO FUCK
OI MATE THAT WAS SOME FUCKIN RHYMES GET THAT FINGERIN THE PINK AND IN THE STINKTHATS WHAT WE CALL A BLOOMIN ONION DOWN UNDER
Hello, it is me, your father, and you’re in big trouble
I hear you eat ass like the mcdonald’s mcdouble
I don’t really approve your sins on god
Now go to your room, no more AirPod
FUCK NOT THE AIRPODS
FUCK YOU DAD
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Hello, it’s your mother and I’m very very sad
Cuz you’re disrespecting women like I disrespect your dad
Now I see that you’re studying and it makes me really glad-
Oh wait, oh fuck, that’s a fucking porno mag
Guys, I have an idea…
LETS JOIN JIHAD!
YoooImma be real
I like to dance dirty sometimes
If you picking up what i’m throwin down
Walkin up, pants down
Boutta make a bitch drown
Bend over, make way for me
Got the tesla autopilot
Road head, that’s the style
I’m an adventurer, searching for the spot of g (Ay)
I’m a groundskeeper cuz I got the hoes
I’ll make that shit spray as you tug on my hose
Damn that good Is what you hearin me say
Bitch, drown my life out like the Chesapeake Bay
(OOOH!)
I LIKE TO FUCK
Hittin the back as you tug on my nuts
I ain’t fuckin worried bout what the people will say
All that fuckin matters is that they know i’m not gay
Which, of course is not true
I am very very straight
I like women. I like women
Droppin all these beats like i drop my bitches
Hoppin in the benz ignoring all the fuckin stitches
Don’t text me back unless I wanna eat your ass
You think that we’re a fuckin thing? Yeah Imma have to pass
Mom! Dad! Stop calling my phone!I’ll be home for dinner after she sucks my bone!
Okay! What do you not get about that? Fuck!
I came in my pants
It’s all in there
I gotta clean it up
Cuz oh boy it’s sticky
I don’t like missionary
It’s really fuckin scary
Cuz i gotta move myself
Like da elf on da shelf
I like to bust loads
In the parking lot at lowe’s
Cuz i got all the hoes
Watch how it grows
Yo fuck! I LIKE TO FUCKING FUCK!
Now shut your mouth now open it so i can fuck it
Choke on my dick like its fuckin cyanide
Don’t wear a condom cuz i got too much pride
Suck it up, fuck it up, drink up my cum (gross)
I’m on yo bitch like drummer boy, parum bum bum bum bum (Bros)
I bring my fuckin homies too they’ll have some fuckin fun
I’ll smash that ass for cash call me a fuckin doordash
(OOOH!)
WE LIKE TO FUCK
OI MATE THAT WAS SOME FUCKIN RHYMES GET THAT FINGERIN THE PINK AND IN THE STINKTHATS WHAT WE CALL A BLOOMIN ONION DOWN UNDER
Hello, it is me, your father, and you’re in big trouble
I hear you eat ass like the mcdonald’s mcdouble
I don’t really approve your sins on god
Now go to your room, no more AirPod
FUCK NOT THE AIRPODS
FUCK YOU DAD
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Hello, it’s your mother and I’m very very sad
Cuz you’re disrespecting women like I disrespect your dad
Now I see that you’re studying and it makes me really glad-
Oh wait, oh fuck, that’s a fucking porno mag
Guys, I have an idea…
LETS JOIN JIHAD!