This Salmon Is Tuna-Riffic

Amy and I have been together for More than four months, and it was time The time that all men hate It was time to meet her parents We sat at their kitchen table Eating fresh salmon and salad I was a little nervous; no one had Said much, so I thought I would Start things off with a joke I said This salmon is tuna riffic I looked at their reactions Which were all horrific I cant believe I just said that Someone kill me now Amy broke up with me that night Kicked me out to the road With nothing but my glasses And my flashy red bow tie I didn't think that joke was that bad I walked down to the boardwalk And saw an old man fishing He hooked on a fish and reeled it in He caught a salmon Now it as time to see if that Joke was funny or not I said That salmon is tuna riffic He looked back at me With a look of horror He shook his head Embarrassed for me And then he fell into the water I can't believe my little joke Turned out to be so bad I thought it was funny But that's just me Should I try it one more time? I saw the sheriff clocking speeds So I walked up next to him He didn't know I was there Until five minutes later I pointed to a picture of a Fish in my wallet I said This salmon is tuna riffic Then after that he gave me a Ticket he said son don't say that Again I'm starting to feel bad for you This salmon is tuna riffic Hilarious in my eyes But no one else's This night of humiliation Has caused me nothing But humiliation Should I give up my comedy career Or will I be back one of these days With a brand new joke