Ketogenocide

Blood pressure too high Wife is scared I'll die Working out just ain't enough Don't you know it's really tough My blood sugar went and flared Now my wife is really scared I tell her it's all okay But she won't hear out what I say My wife donna made me go on keto That shit just ain't for me, doe She made me quit the yeast How'm i supposed to feast Donna is my wife and she's fifty years old When the house is 75, she tells me she's cold I hid a stash of bagels in the basement for a snack But she found em and took em Donna, that's fuckin whack Can't you see i'm trying? Can't you see i'm slammed? If you try to take my bagels, i'll, be, damned Donna, darling, my sweet wife I'm glad you care about my life But to make me go to, to the health food store Now you're just declaring war My whore wife made me go on keto That shit just ain't for me, doe She made me quit the yeast That fat whore is a beast I married a fox that turned into a whale She eats her chicken by the pail And now that fat cunt wants my bread I'll shoot that whore square in the head Maybe I'll send the Japanese They'll hunt that whale in a breeze Donna, we've been married for seventeen years You can't even trust me to go out and get some beers My life is a fairytale and you're the evil force If you take my bagels then I'll request divorce