Song parody of
Big Hunk O' Coal
by William Wyatt
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There are some things
This time of year
Like hot chocolate and chili
And really dark beer
But of all of these things
You'll be glad that you've got
Something that will keep you
Nice and hot
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
Sometimes you may think
Clothes are the way
To keep you warm both
Night and day
When the cold snow and
Wind blows a lot
You'll be glad
What you got
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
You don't need to take
A vacation to the south
To feel the sun's rays and
The heat coming out
Throw a chunk in the stove
Stand back and watch it boil
Pull out the lawn chairs and
The tanning oil
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
There are some things
This time of year
Like hot chocolate and chili
And really dark beer
But of all of these things
You'll be glad that you've got
Something that will keep you
Nice and hot
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
Sometimes you may think
Clothes are the way
To keep you warm both
Night and day
When the cold snow and
Wind blows a lot
You'll be glad
What you got
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
You don't need to take
A vacation to the south
To feel the sun's rays and
The heat coming out
Throw a chunk in the stove
Stand back and watch it boil
Pull out the lawn chairs and
The tanning oil
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
For Christmas this year
You can get me
A big hunk of coal
Is all that I need
Keep me nice and warm
Just like the sun
A big hunk of coal and your
Christmas shopping is done
