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Coulda Been Worse
by Gio Martini
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Man I’m deadly with the mic booth is like an army range
Psychopathic flow contagious worse than dogs with mange
I’m like Tech 9 cuz a lot a dudes say my musics strange
Another white rapper whose lyrics are filled wit hate and rage
But I embrace it, up close and personal wit a knife I’m Jason
Fuck a doctor I got a bachelor's, a slash will give you a face lift
And now I got em thinkin like damn this dudes crazy as fuck
Nah not really cuz I’m conscious and aware of every murder I’ve done
What you can’t take a joke, insensitive to ya feelings bro
Because it’s 2019 I can’t call a slut a hoe
I can’t insult intelligence cuz everyone is emotional
because I speak my mind I guess it makes me unapproachable
Maybe I’ll join a church and start rappin for Jesus first
And become a disciple so my sins are covered By a bible verse
Don’t get so bent out of shape I don’t care if you a dude and rock a purse
Quit bein a fuckin pansy cuz I called you a faggot man it could have been worse
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
Hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
I ain’t hood by any means fact I’m a desert rat
She callin me joe dirt but she still sleepin with trailer trash
I ain’t Neva done no time and I’m ok with that but i been 5150ed for sacrificing my neighbors cats
Like gung-ho Camacho I’m a fuckin maniac
I was born to a couple crack heads who probably forgotten where they babies at
Then she named after him why would you think of that
Second I was born he left to suck some dick for a taste a crack
But that’s just Victorville a lot of em call it victim ville
It’s where the dreamers go to die od’ing from prescription pills
Skills are like a Xanax how I give em bars
I’m Raps most wanted like I’m driving a stolen car
I can read em like a book it’s why I got em shook
If you the big dog I guess that makes me a Serbian Wilf
I was born to raise hell must be the Lycan Cells
Come out at night, watch ya self I’ll stab you wit a roofin nail
God of rap I promise you want no part of that
I’m comin for ya head fuck the bench I brought a starter cap
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
Hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
Hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
Man I’m deadly with the mic booth is like an army range
Psychopathic flow contagious worse than dogs with mange
I’m like Tech 9 cuz a lot a dudes say my musics strange
Another white rapper whose lyrics are filled wit hate and rage
But I embrace it, up close and personal wit a knife I’m Jason
Fuck a doctor I got a bachelor's, a slash will give you a face lift
And now I got em thinkin like damn this dudes crazy as fuck
Nah not really cuz I’m conscious and aware of every murder I’ve done
What you can’t take a joke, insensitive to ya feelings bro
Because it’s 2019 I can’t call a slut a hoe
I can’t insult intelligence cuz everyone is emotional
because I speak my mind I guess it makes me unapproachable
Maybe I’ll join a church and start rappin for Jesus first
And become a disciple so my sins are covered By a bible verse
Don’t get so bent out of shape I don’t care if you a dude and rock a purse
Quit bein a fuckin pansy cuz I called you a faggot man it could have been worse
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
Hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
I ain’t hood by any means fact I’m a desert rat
She callin me joe dirt but she still sleepin with trailer trash
I ain’t Neva done no time and I’m ok with that but i been 5150ed for sacrificing my neighbors cats
Like gung-ho Camacho I’m a fuckin maniac
I was born to a couple crack heads who probably forgotten where they babies at
Then she named after him why would you think of that
Second I was born he left to suck some dick for a taste a crack
But that’s just Victorville a lot of em call it victim ville
It’s where the dreamers go to die od’ing from prescription pills
Skills are like a Xanax how I give em bars
I’m Raps most wanted like I’m driving a stolen car
I can read em like a book it’s why I got em shook
If you the big dog I guess that makes me a Serbian Wilf
I was born to raise hell must be the Lycan Cells
Come out at night, watch ya self I’ll stab you wit a roofin nail
God of rap I promise you want no part of that
I’m comin for ya head fuck the bench I brought a starter cap
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
Hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
So you mad I hurt ya feelings COULDA BEEN WORSE
YOU Offended cuz I don’t like you COULDA BEEN WORSE
Hatin me because I’m a villain COULDA BEEN WORSE
Someone told you that I’m a Bullie, shit I BEEN CALLED WORSE
